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HUMAN KEBAB

@HUMANKEBAB

Jason Parsons. USSMUSIC. DIVIIDEDBY. DJ. Producer. Voice actor. Toronto. HALLOWEEN MASHTAPE 4🎃 - https://xitter.cf/t.co/g2sUTtDNJg

 Toronto, Ontario
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Joined February 2009
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The most insanely awesome 24 hours of my entire life. Complete with a Kool-Aid man dance 🕺🏻 thank you Pigeon Lake Music Festival for having me out, and to all of you AMAZING people for bringing the energy 🙏 #pigeonlake #plmf #mulhurstbay 🎥 Chris Hill
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Evan@EvanMcFarlane22h
Thousands of bands have tried replicating this since, some better than others. None really get close.
mills (@0ut0fthiswrldd) profile picturemills@0ut0fthiswrlddNov 9
hard to explain, SNL 2002
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Michael Luo
@AzianMikeNov 6
We must build more donut centers
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@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Jeff Paterson
@patersonjeffNov 6
Connor McDavid has 44 points in 17 games. Matt Coronato led Calgary with 45 points in 80 games last season.
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@NHLNov 4
So THAT'S never happened before... 🤯 Last night, the @NHLJets became the first team in NHL history to win a game when trailing by 4+ goals entering the final three minutes of regulation!
Winnipeg Jets players embrace in a group celebration on the ice. Text reads: “NHL teams are now 1-10,300-0 when losing by 4+ goals entering the final three minutes of regulation (regular season & playoffs combined).”

ALT Winnipeg Jets players embrace in a group celebration on the ice. Text reads: “NHL teams are now 1-10,300-0 when losing by 4+ goals entering the final three minutes of regulation (regular season & playoffs combined).”

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@BuccigrossNov 4
Teams were 0-9652-0 in NHL history when trailing by 4+ goals in the final 3 minutes of the 3rd period entering Tuesday
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@SportsCenterNov 4
THE JETS JUST RECORDED THE LATEST FOUR-GOAL COMEBACK WIN IN NHL HISTORY 🔥 THEY WERE DOWN 4-0 WITH JUST 2:40 LEFT IN REGULATION 😱
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Carolina Hurricanes
@CanesNov 1
"Touchdown against the Jets" A phrase heard in both hockey and football this Sunday
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Sportsnet
@SportsnetNov 1
THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG 🤯 CONNOR MCDAVID GOES COAST TO COAST 50 SECONDS IN 🔥
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NHL
@NHLNov 2
ANOTHER RECORD FOR 97 🍎 No player in NHL history has reached 30 assists in a season faster than Connor McDavid!
Two cutouts of Connor McDavid on ice in an Oilers uniform. Text around those photos reads "Connor McDavid. Edmonton Oilers #97. Fastest player in NHL history to 30 assists in a season." Text at the bottom of the graphic reads "Connor McDavid became the fastest player in NHL history to reach 30 assists in a season, besting the previous mark set by Wayne Gretzky (16 GP in 1984-85).

ALT Two cutouts of Connor McDavid on ice in an Oilers uniform. Text around those photos reads "Connor McDavid. Edmonton Oilers #97. Fastest player in NHL history to 30 assists in a season." Text at the bottom of the graphic reads "Connor McDavid became the fastest player in NHL history to reach 30 assists in a season, besting the previous mark set by Wayne Gretzky (16 GP in 1984-85).

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It's Halloween this weekend... Are you ready?!?! 🎃👻😱 mixcloud.com/HUMANKEBAB/hall…
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THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE 2026 WORLD SERIES #CHAMPIONS! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
World Series Champs - Milwaukee Brewers! 2026 World Series presented by Capital One MLB x Budweiser Pictured: Cutouts of Jacob Misiorowski, Christian Yelich, Jackson Chourio, William Contreras and Aaron Ashby

ALT World Series Champs - Milwaukee Brewers! 2026 World Series presented by Capital One MLB x Budweiser Pictured: Cutouts of Jacob Misiorowski, Christian Yelich, Jackson Chourio, William Contreras and Aaron Ashby

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NHL
@NHLOct 29
CONNOR MCDAVID KEEPS STACKING APPLES! 🍎🍎🍎 With his 27th assist, he extends his season-opening assist streak to 13 games to set the NHL record 🤯
Photo cutout of Connor McDavid in an Oilers uniform on a dark blue background. Faded text in the background reads "Record broken". Below is white text on a dark blue background that reads "Connor McDavid set the NHL record with a 13-game season-opening assist streak".

ALT Photo cutout of Connor McDavid in an Oilers uniform on a dark blue background. Faded text in the background reads "Record broken". Below is white text on a dark blue background that reads "Connor McDavid set the NHL record with a 13-game season-opening assist streak".

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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Yes please! Let’s GOOOOOO!!!
HUMAN KEBAB (@HUMANKEBAB) profile pictureHUMAN KEBAB@HUMANKEBABOct 23
It's going to be hard for me top this tape. I went all in. 20 bands. 20 remixes. Bass all over the place. 56 minutes of some of the best to ever do it. 🤘🤘🤘 mixcloud.com/HUMANKEBAB/rock…
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New Orleans Saints
@SaintsOct 24
Gameday eve ⚜️🇫🇷
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Madness
@StopTehMadnessOct 24
Ready yet, everyone? @USSMUSIC @HUMANKEBAB 🫡😍❤️‍🔥 youtu.be/xE4E3jzibQ4?si=-xfo…
USS - Work Shoes (Official Audio)

USS - Work Shoes (Official Audio)

"Medicine" is available now. Stream/Download/Buy #USSMedicine at h...

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It's going to be hard for me top this tape. I went all in. 20 bands. 20 remixes. Bass all over the place. 56 minutes of some of the best to ever do it. 🤘🤘🤘 mixcloud.com/HUMANKEBAB/rock…
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 23
Connor. McDavid. Can't. Stop. Scoring. After a five-point night, he has 31 points in 10 games. The fourth player in NHL HISTORY with 30 points in a player's first 10 games 🔥
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Jason Gregor
@JasonGregorOct 23
McDavid breaks Gretzky's franchise record for most points in the first 10 games of a season with his 31st point. Amazing feat. Oilers tie game with 1:28 remaining.
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NHL
@NHLOct 23
WHAT A NIGHT FOR CONNOR MCDAVID AND LEON DRAISAITL!!! 😮
Final score: Oilers defeat Hurricanes 6-5 in shootout

ALT Final score: Oilers defeat Hurricanes 6-5 in shootout

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