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@iamromanski homie

Is anyone else super glad they were born after antibiotics were invented. Not trying to die from strep throat.

It has potential. But so does an egg.

And sometimes I still use your toothbrush A reminder what we left eachother ain't useless

SO STOKED TO JAM WHICHALL SANTA BARBIES (SANTA KEN NOT INCLUDED) . LEZ GIT WILD. xitter.cf/shwayze/status/8000762…

@iamromanski behold lowly squall. Quiver come hither thy heed.

That was mad spooky yo

I'm really not sure why so many rappers want to call women bitches. Does anybody like that? Who is that for?

Do you think If there was a hybrid of Mono and Polio.. It would be called Monopoly?

I think the worst thing to be haunted by is a baby. It'd be all like WAHHHH IM DEAD NOW

Free handjobs for sale

After the inauguration, I can't wait to watch "THE WHITE HOUSE" - A HOT NEW REALITY SITCOM FROM FOX. LETS GET PRESIDENTIAL!

If you repeat your mistake every four bars, it becomes a part.

I wonder what language they speak in British anyway

it's so "amazing" when a British actor plays an American , but where are the oscar winning american actors and offensive British accents?

ART is the only thing people do that's better than who we are

In my opinion by the time a new talent as innovative as eminem emerges, hip hop will have gone out of style.

We can split the atom, put a man on the moon, and fly on a sky chair with free wifi, but the iPhone's screen still shatters from a 2 ft fall

When somebody introduces themselves as "Piss Kid", you are definitely in LA

Dude I love that accidental in the bridge! actually it was on purpose