The Mayor of @flavortown
Flavortown, USA
Joined March 2009
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I don’t see a reason why you can’t curse AND keep 14 bottles of Donkey Sauce on deck
We banned cursing as a company.
Startup culture has gotten way too vulgar, and we wanted to bring some dignity back to the workplace.
Our new policy: you're required replace curse words with Guy Fieri terminology.
Closed a huge deal? That’s money.
Prospect says they're interested? Let's make it happen, captain.
Product demos a new feature? That is GANGSTER.
It was going great at first.
But people started showing up with frosted tips, wearing bowling shirts to the office, and someone even replaced the office snacks with 14 bottles of Donkey Sauce.
The final straw was someone posting a job opening for a CFO, $350,000 base.
That's a "Chief Flavortown Officer."
So we just started cursing again.
Thanks for havin’ me @Tunnel2Towers
Proud that @GuysFoundation could play a small role in making such an amazing event happen
Soggy burritos for everyone!! 😂
We want to extend our heartfelt thanks to the thousands of people who participated in our annual Tunnel to Towers 5K Run & Walk NYC this year. This event retraces the final footsteps of FDNY Firefighter Stephen Siller through the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel to the Twin Towers. It pays homage to the first responders and civilians who lost their lives on September 11, 2001, and the thousands lost in the years since from 9/11-related illness and the Global War on Terror. We commemorate their bravery, uphold their legacy, and reaffirm our unwavering commitment to their memory. Your support and participation are consequential to carrying on our mission to Never Forget.
@stoolpresidente @GuyFieri @GuysFoundation
Serving those who serve us!!
@Tunnel2Towers @GuysFoundation
Adam is live at the 25th annual Tunnel to Towers 5K Run & Walk with celebrity partners Dave Portnoy and Guy Fieri! | @Tunnel2Towers @AdamKlotzFNC @stoolpresidente @GuyFieri
Kickin’ it off with @Tunnel2Towers!!
25th anniversary, a little rain isn’t stoppin’ us!!
Happy 6th birthday to my cohost and best friend CASH aka “pig pig”
He’s my hiking buddy, the defender of invisible invaders of the house and ranch, a professional snoring machine, and a bowling ball with legs.
Love ya CASH 💵
Miss my Brutha
Carl “The Cuban” Ruiz
more everyday
Hands down one of the funniest people I have EVER met, he had a heart of gold and was a great chef.
Live look at my @Stagecoach set 😂
You’re free to appeal the decision, but the whisk assessors were firm.
We really can’t let you run gravy boats through the dessert district.
Welcome to (Downtown) Flavortown!!
Guy Fieri attended an official ribbon-cutting ceremony Thursday for Downtown Flavortown, marking the opening celebration of the restaurant and entertainment venue in Myrtle Beach.
Read more: bit.ly/4hlsimn
CAN’T WAIT!! @GuysFoundation
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I was only 5 years off!!
GTA VI looks scary realistic 😂
#NationalVideoGameDay is as good a time as any to leak a sneak peak of GTA 6… am I right @RockstarGames?!? 😂😂😂
