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sportswriter/editor @562sports. co host @JenkinsAndJonez. author of three books. father of two children. husband of one wife.

LONG BEACH, CA
Joined July 2009
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I'm not from LA I'm from Long Beach.
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β€œHEY MOM, MAKE ME A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH” The tweeter formerly(?) known as @dragonflyjonez has seen firsthand how wild these white boys can be 🀣 β€” patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez
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The Bucs are trying everything and Caleb Williams is just saying β€œhaha nope 1st down”
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Fred Warner
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Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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McKennah Iamaleava rose to the occasion in the biggest match of her life. The senior had a career-high 29 kills (!) on .390 hitting with 15 digs and a pair of aces, showing out with dozens of family members in attendance.
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LONG BEACH POLY WINS THE CIF-SS DIVISION 2 CHAMPIONSHIP IN FIVE.
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LUKA DONCIC HAS BEEN ON A MISSION‼️ 🟣 53 PTS - 5 REB - 5 3PM 🟣 40 PTS - 9 REB - 6 3PM 🟣 42 PTS - 13 AST - 6 3PM 🟣 45 PTS - 15 REB - 8 3PM 🟣 37 PTS - 7 REB - 6 3PM 🟣 41 PTS - 9 AST - 6 3PM 🟣 52 PTS - 10 AST - 8 3PM
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Update on the tweeter formerly known as @dragonflyjonez
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Imma sock Elon in his shit man what a ho
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We have to say β€œMississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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My main advice to the right tonight is to keep talking like this. It's working really well, everybody loves it, and no one is tired of it. You could keep at it for another decade even.
Texas just gave a Senate seat to a sexually ambiguous anti-meat communist who needs 14 days of solitude to recover from a sniffle Pretty much sums up the whole night
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Been a rough 24 hours huh
Replying to @minakimes
You're a left wing hack and this is an admission You're not an NFL expert and men know that
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And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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I’ve seen enough: generational wipeout.
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If Mississippi does flip blue for first time since 1982, it will be no small part due to this masterpiece of an election ad.
She done lost her damn mind.
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever heard someone tell Steve Bannon that exit polls show that young men are evenly split between Dems and Republicans and he goes silent and then says, in a very soft voice: "that can't be right"
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Since 19 dickety two
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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Make Vivek do Stan now. Yes even the Dido parts
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