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NEVER FORGET THE TIME MY DAD HUNG OUT WITH A STRANGER ALL DAY THINKING HE WAS ANTHONY BOURDAIN 🍣🥘🌮🥩
Two years ago today, I was laid off from my dream TV job. Since then, I've used my time to explore my true passion: being unemployed.
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In the name of the father, the son and the HOLY SH*T!!! LFG! Huge thank you to the legend Jon Voight for helping seal the deal. Been a fan of big J since he bit George Costanza. @CBS #ChicagoPope @jonvoight ⛪️✝️🙏🏼🏙️🌭🍕
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I wore a straight jacket downtown and asked strangers to let me out. SPOILER ALERT: I WASN'T THE CRAZIEST PERSON DOWNTOWN.
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