Trevor Jones' Diary

Heigh ho, heigh ho - It's off to trial I go! Their case is weak, so when I speak They'll know, they'll know, they'll know I did no crime, and I'll treat them like slime. They always thought I would be caught But no! And so I say heigh ho, heigh ho! nebraskaexaminer.com/2023/11…

Will my work at @HistoryNebraska ever be appreciated? I got rid of people there too long. I dumped displays promoting Nebraska's white history. I sent bird-poop-covered artifacts to landfills. I ended the toxic relationship with the other foundation. People hate change agents.

This just shows how STUPID Nebraskans are! MY state law is better than THEIR state law and MY foundation is better than THEIR foundation! And just because I said the money was for @HistoryNebraska didn't mean I couldn't give it to my foundation instead. HOW👏IS👏THAT👏FRAUD👏?!?!

I HOPE NO ONE HAS THE IDEA THIS IS IN STORE FOR ME.

Not to brag, but I drove a TON of people crazy beyond their capacity.

Oh look! The @HistoryNebraska board member/past president who advised me on starting HN's foundation and funding it with misdirected Covid checks is speaking on ETHICS! Wish I could attend...

I'll get this reduced to a misdemeanor, then one of my chumps (DL or KE) announces that I've been cleared of felony charges and can return. I'm telling you this because some of you cornflakes can't figure out why the board is dragging out hiring a replacement. #cantcatchme

Should things go HORRIBLY wrong, I hope they get this done ASAP. For future reference, I prefer Irish Spring.

Tomorrow's my arraignment, but I'm going to make it a FUN day. Before they take my pic, I'm saying "PLEASE - No pictures!" LOL! When they ask me to plead, I'm saying "Guilty, but only of being AUDACIOUS and SASSY!" #ImTheGingerbreadMan #dontstopthesass

If the judge and prosecutor aren't both DEI certified, I AM WALKING! I refuse to participate in what is already a tremendous social injustice against my audaciousness! Also, can I use foundation money to make bail?

Kate and I drove over to Harmony, MN yesterday to visit the Amish colony there. Saw a hay wagon run by triplet brothers, and they looked VERY familiar! I said "Do I know you?" One of them said "Go forth..." so I left them alone. Swear I'd seen that weird beard before...

One year ago, I was in France and could flash my passport and go anywhere I wanted. Now I go to the border of stinking CANADA, flash my passport, and they pick me up and throw me back! I haven't done a single thing wrong in a year! HOW👏IS👋THIS 👏FAIR👏? #StupidSyrupSuckers

I don't see why people are all bent out of shape with @Twitter now becoming @X. Personally, I MUCH prefer being the "X" CEO of @HistoryNebraska than when I was called the twit who ran the place.

Accusing ME of stealing from another author? PLEASE... When you are the most audacious historical society CEO in the history of the world, you don't need to steal - you just need to be AUDACIOUS. I just directed the original idea to where it could best serve me and the society.

Getting depressed sitting around until Kate announced we could go to McDonald's. Finished my chicky nuggies and was headed to Play Place when I saw BRIAN COX!!! EEEEEEEE!!! I told him I loved him in X-Men, but he just gave me a funny look. EEEE!!!! #Sucker4Cox

Hey, they spelled my name wrong! LOL - jk - There's no way they'd mention me in today's agenda! history.nebraska.gov/wp-cont…