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Des Moines, IA
Joined April 2015
🚨Reminder you have about 2 months to make your @Spotify Wrapped look cool.
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Jeff Probst just made sure @survivorcbs will never have a live finale ever again. #survivor50
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3li Shetler career game on tap today let’s get it done. #ArchMadness #DrakeBulldogsMB @DrakeBulldogsMB
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Drake Bulldogs dropped so many on Belmont they broke the graphic template.
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Nah Peacock it was XIV points for Camyawu. @IowaHoops @peacock
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Congrats to the 2026 National Champions Michigan Wolverines. #cbb #MarchMadness #B1GMbb #B1G
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In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you
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NRFI bettors must be going broke so far in the MLB playoffs this year. #NRFI #MLBplayoffs
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Really like the @YETICoolers lip balm until I realized it’s zipper lubricant.
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Hey @Sia can we get back to dropping a bunch of cash on a deserving @survivorcbs player because obv it’s Joe. And let’s bring him back for #survivor50. #survivor48
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🐶Dogs>Cats, Bennett Stirtz is cold as iceeeee @DrakeBulldogsMB
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This @DrakeBulldogsMB game against @KStateMBB feels as important as a tournament game.
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How do none of those 4 even consider she has an idol?! #Survivor47
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Hearing @minakimes say ‘it both sucks and blows’ on @ESPNNFL was the highlight of the season.
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Ja’Marr Chase isn’t going to be happy seeing he’s represented as Ralph Wiggum. #mnf #Simpsons #nfl #espn
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Scattebo in Big12 champ like Mccaffrey in the Rose Bowl #Big12FB #Big12Championship
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And by the way.
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