Thank God @eh119 is visiting this weekend. In need of some serious bro time. Can a bro get a belly rub?

New collar. These people make me seriously consider taking up smoking.

Cousin Franklin. I can't believe I'm even remotely related to this nutcase. yfrog.us/0akxndz

My fupa is getting out of control. Must lay off the chocolate cheerios. But seriously. DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?