NFL + MLB + NBA + PGA | @Stokastic | @Odds_Shopper | Tortured Minnesota Sports Fan | Duke + Lyla's Dad 🐾 🎀

Joined March 2009
Elite NBA simulations by people who actually know how simulations work? And you can talk to them to discuss all of your plays for the night? Insane this is free.
4 pack of NBA games tonight. We played every one 10,000 times 🏀 Then we Asked the Sims the questions your group chat is arguing about. Here's what they said 🧵
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Yaxel Lendeborg: confirmed him.
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0-16 makes a lot more sense now
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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This guy’s pretty happy… DAL -14 ✅ Javonte 60+ Rush Yds ✅ Javonte TD ✅ @Stokastic Sims SZN ⚡️
You have takes. We have Sims. If your game script is right, which props become more likely—and which fit together? Have that conversation with Ask the Sims at Stokastic. Build your parlay around the answers. Start your conversation FREE at the link below. ⬇️
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Miller o3.5 3PT +105 ✅ Mobley o1.5 3PT +175 ✅ Tatum u15.5 R+A -105 ✅ Light NBA night, but 3-0 for another sweep? You bet! 🧹 Just a silly, silly run these past few months... 🃏
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Ask the Sims doesn't stop at kickoff as LIVE Mode keeps us up to date on the action. Goedert with a slow start but 5+ catches still around 35% after his quiet 1st half 👀
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LAMB TD!!! ✅ Wait, why was I so scared of this touchdown board again?! 😂🤣 NFL HEAT CONTINUES 🃏
DAL Cowboys: CeeDee Lamb 9 yd. pass from Dak Prescott (B.Aubrey kick) DAL 10, PHI 7 +125 BetMGM
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Just over an hour 'til kickoff: start asking your questions NOW over at Ask the Sims at the link below! 👇🏼
Come walk through our 100,000 Cowboys at Eagles Play-By-Play Simulations before kickoff! • Full box score of the most typical game • Breakdown of SIX wild outlier scripts • How Ask the Sims counts every answer • Three DraftKings prices checked against the Sims
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🏈 LINDY'S TUDDY TIME — MNF WEEK 7 🏈 Yeah, this is the worst touchdown board for a primetime game of the year. Thin prices absolutely everywhere. That said, found one small play to deploy, plus added his first touchdown as a sweetener. Stay responsible out there, link below! 👇🏼
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This is incredible, the cheesesteak 😂🤣💀
You have takes. We have Sims. If your game script is right, which props become more likely—and which fit together? Have that conversation with Ask the Sims at Stokastic. Build your parlay around the answers. Start your conversation FREE at the link below. ⬇️
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Insane how detailed our Sims are relative to others 📈
DeVonta Smith is out. We ran Cowboys-Eagles 100,000 times to see who catches Tanner McKee's passes. Dallas Goedert gets a quarter of the targets and leads Philly in receiving in 39% of Sims. The big plays go to Darius Cooper: 21% of his catches gain 20+ yards 👇
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Last undefeated team in football? The Minnesota Vikings.
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JSN TD ✅ Nbd just in the midst of the best NFL season on my life, carry on 🃏
SEA Seahawks: Jaxon Smith-Njigba 27 yd. pass from Sam Darnold (J.Myers kick) KC 0, SEA 10 +105 BetMGM
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Well that’s gonna be a touchdown, I’m so insanely hot rn lol
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So fresh and so clean 🧽
Chiefs at Seahawks, SNF. 10,000 Sims. We picked one and re-simmed it live, every snap. KC went up 20-0... Watch what happened next 👀 Everyone has pregame sims. Ours don't stop at kickoff. 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds
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Death. Taxes. Garbage-beyond-garbage time Tre Tucker touchdowns.
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Vikings. 6-0. Unreal.
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WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUGLAS!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOTBALL IS NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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