@ElaDarling

VR XXX Queen, TEDx-er, Ex-librarian, Chaotic Good, amateur roboticist,🍄 work: https://xitter.cf/t.co/g9VbsxAcns Play- https://xitter.cf/t.co/gF5557yXFG Press- ela.darling@gmail she/her

 Austin!
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Joined November 2009
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Stoned Adulterer retweeted
Lydia Kauppi
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Big fan of whatever’s wrong with them
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So close, @alex_harring!
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(this is a stoner joke, not a political endorsement, just to be clear)
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Ela Darling is live now! onlyfans.com/eladarling/live…
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TOMORROW 5 pm PST: Porniversary Livestream on OnlyFans onlyfans.com/eladarling It's been 16 horny years, baby!
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Prost! Oktoberfest JOI video dropped yesterday: onlyfans.com/eladarling
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Reminder to delete your period tracker app and wash your makeup brushes.
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Of all the fucking nights to lose my vape
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Made it to Moab, UT. 19 hours down, 17 to go! I ate McDonald's tonight because the alternative was paying $30 at a taco shack to see what Utah thinks Mexican food tastes like. Utah, the state that looked at IPAs and thought, "This is GREAT, but it would be better if it were 5%"
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It's more a dig at Utah than anything. And if I meant it that way, it would be the LA part of me talking, not the Texan.
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🎙️ New episode of ILL REPUTE! is live! 💄Join @SovereignSyre and @ElaDarling as they dive into the life of Cass Elliot, the iconic voice behind The Mamas & The Papas. 🎧Listen now at ILLREPUTEPODCAST.COM! #CassElliot #Podcast #WeAreIllRepute
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Me, trying to explain why me and some of my heauxmies don't dig the "MILF" label: youtu.be/ep5oaRzGGYE?si=RPA7… @IllReputePod @SovereignSyre
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🎙️new episode of ILL REPUTE! podcast is out! 🎙️ 🫦hosted by @eladarling and @sovereignsyre 💋 🎧ILLREPUTEPODCAST.COM🎧 In the flash of the paparazzi’s cameras, Anna had gone from stripper, to Playmate, to Playmate of the year, to the face of Guess Jeans.
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I'm moving away from ATX, but I have hella hot friends coming in at the same time. Hmu with your best/cheap/rad places to live in Austin,😘
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This episode was a little rough to record, but it's about OUR FUCKING GIRL: Ms. Anna Nicole Smith
PVB+SOVVY+GAGA + DUA+KESHA +FLETCHER GILLYBEAN PIE@mellypayne2924 Jun 2024
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Anna Nicole Smith there be nobody like HER! I cannot wait to watch Sovvy 👀 💕
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🎙️ New Podcast Episode Alert! 🎙️ Join @SovereignSyre and @ELADarling as they dive into the life and legacy of Anna Nicole Smith. 🔗 illreputepodcast.com #AnnaNicoleSmith #Podcast #TrueCrime #PopCulture #CelebrityStories #SovereignSyre #ELADarling
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Raising a Dead Dad's Day joint for you, if you're also a member of the bummer club today 🖤
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Sovereign Syre@SovereignSyre10 Jun 2024
😈Some people like to learn about "great" women in history, we like to learn about her VILLAIN era. 🫖🍵Join me and @eladarling every Monday for fresh tea about messy bitches through history. 🎧Available anywhere you pod. AND on the YouTubes. 👉👌illreputepodcast.com
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😈Some people want to learn about "great" women through history, we like to learn about her Villain Era. 🍵Join @sovereignsyre and @eladarling every Monday for fresh tea about messy bitches from history. 🎧Available anywhere you pod and on Youtube. illreputepodcast.com
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Today marks one year since I lost my dad. A period that simultaneously feels impossibly short and like an incomparable eternity. Today I'm going to do stuff my dad would do: get my tire replaced, use some power tools, and smoke a little bit of one of the last joints he rolled 🖤
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