Swoop

Just finished listening to Cygnus X-1 Book and now my feet are broken

NO. NEW. TAXES.

Where is there?

It's pants fresh!

I was going to end this tweet with the letter T but I decided against i

Tweet tweet.

I have five more followers than scientology should have.

I just composed a new tweet.

EXCUSE ME! I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!

What

This shit so real... just like the time dave floated away.

I just received this badge on @GoAnimate - Man Maker goanimate.com/?utm_source=tw…

This is the part where you run away

I found a penny on the floor!