@DryRiesling

Working mommy of two who loves wine, the beach, yoga, cooking, hiking and makeup.

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Joined August 2014
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#conferencecall #shoephone #toddler
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Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 today, only today glassepl.top
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Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts! - James Beard
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I cleaned my kitchen yesterday and now it's dirty again. This is bullshit.
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newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

Your Milk-Preference Horoscope

Soy milk: if anyone knows true heartbreak, it’s you.

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Our Policy and Intergovermmental Affairs Coordinator was happy to join @LIRR President Phil Eng and the rest of the ADA Task Force to provide feedback on the new M-9 trains on a ride from Jamaica to Long Beach.
A group of people including LIRR President Phil Eng and MOPD staff in front of a train car on the platform.

ALT A group of people including LIRR President Phil Eng and MOPD staff in front of a train car on the platform.

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I love candy corn
Stephanie retweeted
Eric
@erickstevens825 Oct 2019
RT if you’re a SICK candy corn loving FREAK like me
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cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/ad… So funny. So true.

As Soon as My Final Paycheck Cleared, I Boned My Boss

“I was breathless, completely beholden to my boss turned daddy as he slipped my wet panties off, leaving me bare under my flowery dress—totally exposed to the man whose name was on my W-2 and totally...

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#dryriesling so delicious.
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Looks like my three year old. #minion #toddler
I just spent the last hour bouncing/walking/rocking my toddler back to sleep so she could give me a few extra minutes of sleep. Let me repeat: one hour of work for a few extra minutes. This is sleep deprivation at its most desperate.
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I love this place. hempsteadny.gov/preserves-an…
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Up early of course with my two munchkins
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