Dr Theme Hospital

Oh, blimey. @CorsixTH have released another new version. Time for me to change hospitals again.

Why do I smell faintly of cabbage today? Must be my new deodorant. I hope no-one notices.

When your office is located next to the toilets... Some days it has it's bonus' but like today, a stomach bug epidemic has hit, not so great

Just seen the Handymen in the staff room placing bets on "something" around the pool table... I'm scared!

Had to see the Psychiatrist today, kept seeing things hovering around and bumping into things that weren't there. Damn Invisibility bug!

Great. We have a V.I.P. with us. That Sir Reginald Crumbly MP is always nosing around the research dept. I just want to do some autopsies!

We need a better receptionist. She always says "There's an emergency going on!" I get all ready and it turns out to be Gut Rot again. *sigh*

A couple of days off was bliss... back in the #hospital today to have to shock what appeared to be #Chewbacca? - http://twitpic.com/1abfvi

Kicking off the day with an Emergency of "Spare Ribs" great! :( Now I just want lunch to hurry up and be here! Mmm ribs... #ThemeHospital

Another hard days work done... training idiotic junior doctors makes drinking KitKats all the better!

Unusually quiet right now, amusing myself with games and shadow puppets - http://twitpic.com/195l2q http://twitpic.com/195l0w #ThemeHospital

Just as I was going to make my pass for the Nurse in the pharmacy... an emergency of Slack Tongue... ironic? #FML

Now matter how many times I do it, popping somebodies head with the Inflation machine for Bloaty Head... still scares the crap out of me!

Walked out of General Diag just to be needed in GP's office AGAIN, and slipped on some sick. Where have the handymen gone?