Comedy Writer. Former Morning Radio Executive Producer. Co-Host of @TheBrooklynBoys & @Walkers_Talkers podcasts @Mets Song Writer @NYJets Instagram @DavidBrody

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Joined February 2009
Win or lose, the @nyjets should always wear these classic uniforms #JETS
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The Tampa Bay Rays should fire the third base coach in the middle of the game for sending their slowest runner home when the left fielder in Shallow left field had the ball before the runner got to third base #WorldSeries
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The @nyknicks organization did an unbelievably stupid & hurtful thing to their employees, tricking them to believe they were going to get championship rings, but at least they're doing the right thing now. No ring for the guy who originally F'd them! sports.yahoo.com/nba/article…
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Caleb Williams just pulled a Jayden Daniels. What a boneheaded play. #TNFonPrime #TNF
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Oh no! 🤮
Trump inflation has made grocery prices so high that the only way to survive is apparently to eat one’s own ear wax. PSA: Accidentally swallowing a little of your own earwax is unlikely to harm you. However, earwax can trap dirt, bacteria, and other debris, so deliberately eating it isn't recommended.
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Now we can @Scaramucci lasted over 2 Zacharias!
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David Brody retweeted
Replying to @ESPNFantasy
@ESPNFantasy @ESPNFANSUPPORT @FieldYates @DanielDopp @fantasyfocus team defense is a position on a fantasy roster no different than running back and wide receiver yet the app offers no insight or commentary on defense player Pages as if they don't exist. Please improve this
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The silver lining of Katie Zacharia being fired so quickly is that now she gets to spend more time with her president husband (.45 of a Scaramucci )
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Can Katie Zacharia please come out as press secretary and announce that Katie Zacharia has been fired as press secretary? (.45% of a Scaramucci )
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Katie Zacharia. She was fired so fast, she didn't even get to be smuggled off a plane and ride in a food cart (.45% of a Scaramucci )
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Less rthan than 1/2 of a Scaramucci. 😂
Sorry @Scaramucci but your world record may have just been beat.
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Brilliant!
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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Trent Grisham takes the last at bat and not Aaron Judge. Disgraceful that the @Yankees didn't find a way to get him on the roster mid series to take that final at bat. #ALDS
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#Slowhorses fantastic show but seriously hired professional assassins missing unsuspecting targets from a few feet away 3x within 3 minutes @AppleTV
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The @Yankees are eliminated from the playoffs and Aaron Judge didn't get a single at bat. The Yankees really dropped the ball. That's Judge's job 😉 #ALDS
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F the Dodgers for making me root for the Braves #NLDS
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