I'm glad some things didn't work out

I'm just here scrolling and judging the people who are moaning.

I might actually watch I'm a celebrity now that Gemma has walked out

Just got called a "Little boy" at work by an older gentleman who was a fair bit smaller than myself, I'm not sure what to think about that.

I don't think i will ever get bored with someone running for their train

Just give up already haha

Some girl across the train platform has probably spent about 10 miniutes of her time putting in her money into a vending machine to no avail

Just got served at Morrisons without needing ID, today is a good day for all baby faced people.

When a song comes on the radio that almost completely realtes to what is going on in your life right now

Costa Rica pls no

When your boss rings to say he isn't coming down because he's hungover haha Lad

When you catch someone looking at you then they look away, I saw you looking so you might aswell carry on if im that great/shit too look at.

Peri peri chicken sandwich...fuck yeah :D

Can it be 9pm tomorrow already???

You know its a monday morning when you see multiple people that can't dress themselves properly

My boss just offered me a free ticket to the England game today, shame It was only 1 ticket otherwise I would have gone

Holy shit, some fucking people.

Not to mention im at work aswell, I didn't just open the door to her