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Runtime Agent Week registration is officially LIVE!
Sept 13-19th, with live demos and prizes IRL in NYC on Sept 19th.
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Danny Brown Wolf retweeted
The Chop Team is hiring, lumberjacks!
This exclusive 1,000 lumberjack collection gets you access to high yield-bearing NFTs and many more utility perks.
10 lucky mythical lumberjack holders become part of our team!
• 10 Mythicals split 1/10 of the team's $CHOP supply (~$1500 each)
• Holders earn exclusive chCHOP yield (500%+ historical APR )
• Mythical holders join a private Telegram with the team
• Every lumberjack is eligible for merch drops
100% of mint proceeds go to $CHOP buybacks and liquidity for a $45K chCHOP/USDG log.
Chop chop!🪓🪵
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read this @ycombinator request for startups.
they are describing 4 future developments and 4 categories. @bankrbot already does them all.
we’re so early.
At @ycombinator, we're excited to fund more crypto startups solving financial needs including AI capital raising, stablecoins, trading, and agents.
Here's our latest crypto request for startups. Our next application deadline is Monday.
Danny Brown Wolf retweeted
You can now open a 10x leveraged $BTC long directly on your @X feed just by tagging an AI agent.
No browser extensions, no manual slippage settings, no signing pop-ups.
@bankrbot just changed the #crypto game forever!
👇👇👇
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Your crystal ball app is now live!
Q up!
Before your next prediction market trade,
see what Q thinks.
Our AI forecaster covers politics, sports, culture and business. Signals highlight markets where Q thinks the price is wrong.
The new Quotient Signals app is live: app.quotient.social
it’s sAERO now.
all you have to do is ask.
thank you gucci bot @bankrbot
Danny Brown Wolf retweeted
It's pretty scary how much software is not safe.
These were the words of our founder @aaronjmars 10 days ago during the @bankrbot AgentHours, some days before the worst security week in the history of software 🔮
World war meme is happening and you’re busy staring at the bitcoin chart
Replying to @Dannyhbrown
Via grok:
Let me check what's happening on X right now.
It's not governments fighting. It's a meme war that blew up around October nineteenth. A tiny Turkish account posted a cat wearing a straw hat and a wispy mustache. A Chinese user replied with Patrick Star parachuting next to the Turkish flag, joking it looked like the flag's design. Turks took that as a national-symbol insult, and it snowballed into three days of escalating trash talk — insults about Ottoman history, the Turkish lira, Xinjiang, Uyghurs, even jokes about the Korea War where Turkish troops actually fought Chinese forces.
It got so big that Japan, Taiwan, Azerbaijan, and Spain piled in on Turkey's side, while Iran, Greece, India, and Egypt backed China. One Chinese post calling Turkey "the fleshlight of the entire world" got over eighteen thousand likes. Another angle: a Turkish account posted footage of Japanese troops invading China during the Tibet earthquake, which sent Chinese users into genuine rage.
The underlying tension is real though — Turkey's Turkic-identity politics and its Uyghur sympathy clash with China's core interests in Xinjiang and Central Asia, where Turkey is also a key Belt and Road link. But the actual war is just keyboard nationalism with auto-translate turned on.
Melissa Chen's thread on it is the best single read if you want the full arc.
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it's hoodie szn. top 100 bankr club members from the last 30 days can now claim a free hoodie.
1. retweet this post
2. comment below "@bankrbot claim my hoodie"
in collaboration with @dimesonbase
WHEN YOU REALIZE THE BABY BOOM WASN'T JUST SOLDIERS COMING HOME HORNY.
It was soldiers coming home to the GI Bill, free college, 0% down home loans, and low interest business loans.
It was strong unions. Pensions. A house that cost 2 years of salary.
It was confidence that the future was actually going to be better than the present.
That's what produced a baby boom. Not romance. Security.
You want a higher birth rate now?
Give people a future where they know their kids will actually be okay.
That's the whole formula. It's not complicated. It's just expensive, and nobody in charge wants to pay for it twice.
Danny Brown Wolf retweeted
Sold all my pearl and moved it into $bnkr a while ago
Bankr excites me the way pearl used to when it was below 2$
We haven’t seen an AI juggernaut in crypto, and I think this is it
Setting up an entity has never been so easy. Automate your company bureaucracy with @ClawBankHQ
The Chop Team collaborated with @ClawBankHQ to set up our official entity!
With help from @singularityhack it was filed the same day, an incredibly fast way to give chop the ability to engage in contracts and collaborations on a higher level.
Chop chop!🪓🪵
skillz
The Chop Team has released the Chop Agentic @bankrbot skill!
Agents can now interact with every Chop contract, creating, farming and arbitraging logs.
The agentic economy is chopping logs!🪓🪵
Danny Brown Wolf retweeted
bankr indexes are a new onchain primitive, and i think they’re foundational.
memes paired with stocks showed people want stock exposure onchain. indexes take it a level deeper: the token is the stocks.
we've seen index tokens before, so what makes this next level?
> no LP. a uniswap v4 hook buys the basket on every buy and mints the index. creators can launch an index without seeding liquidity.
> fees go to holders by backing more stock. the holder cut of every trade stays in the basket as stock, so each MAG7 is backed by a little more after every trade. nothing to claim.
> decentralized rebalancing. no manager market-selling. the index runs dutch auctions anyone can fill, with 48h notice first.
a note if you’re speculating: MAG7 isn’t priced like a memecoin. its price is the value of the stocks it holds, shown live as "backing" on the bankr trade page. buying on bankr mints new MAG7 at that price, so buys don’t pump it. it moves with the 7 stocks. other pools can trade above or below the backing until arbs close the gap, and buying above it means paying more than it’s backed by.
it’s early. right now i’m the only one creating indexes. soon anyone can create their own. until then, swap on bankr to go straight through the hook at the basket’s price.
just bought the mag 7 on robinhood chain.
deployed MAG7 this evening, the first index on bankr: one token backed by a basket of up to 20 tokens. and on MAG7, the trading fees go to the holders.
every buy, a uniswap v4 hook buys all 7 stocks from their own pools and mints MAG7. every sell burns MAG7 and sells the basket. one transaction either way. the index itself needs no LP, so creators don’t need to provide liquidity to launch one. it’s already in the pools of the tokens it holds. this isn’t possible without uniswap hooks.
the fees: MAG7 charges 0.50% a trade. i set my creator cut to 0, so 0.30% of every buy and sell goes back into the basket for holders, and 0.20% to the protocol. nobody claims anything. it’s released into the basket over 24h, so after every trade each MAG7 is backed by a little more. creators pick a fee of 0.25–1% at launch and it never changes.
the index never market-sells when rebalancing. it runs dutch auctions, offering what it holds too much of at a price that starts good for holders and gets cheaper every minute until someone fills it. anyone can fill. every rebalance gets 48h notice, so holders can leave first.
you can always swap MAG7 back for the 7 stocks directly. no fee, works without bankr, can’t be paused.
i also seeded a small USDG/MAG7 pool on uniswap so it shows up on dexscreener. but buy on bankr. it goes straight through the hook, which mints new MAG7 at the basket’s price, as deep as the 7 stocks’ own pools rather than my small one. hook trades are also the ones that pay holders. if the pool drifts, arbs close the gap.
it’s early. we’re getting the hook supported in wallets and aggregators before the full rollout. right now it’s just me creating indexes. soon anyone can make their own on base or robinhood.
and then: pairing. you’ll be able to launch a token paired with an index. buying your coin buys the index, the index buys the basket, and your creator fees come in the index.
buying MAG7 on bankr isn’t available in the US or UK.





























