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Writer, performer, bon vivant, celebrity saucier in waiting. I'll show you the life of the mind.

Toronto
Joined October 2012
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Imagine being an early investor in a product called 'sour cream.'
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Ok! Now do Mel Gibson.
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One upside of rising antisemitism is I can go as myself for Halloween.
I don't say this often enough, but noodles are magic. I wish I could emerge from boiling water ready to become delicious!
One good thing about advance voting is the futility doesn't hit you as hard!* *Please keep/start voting.
This almost makes it all worthwhile.
Danny Trejo stands with the Jewish community. Los Angeles is a place that people should come together. L'chaim!
In 2014, John Tory swept to power on a platform of "I won't smoke crack or do anything else that will be mocked on talk shows." I get it... but today, Toronto can ask for more. Let's. Vote.
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"Well, now that we've got our antisemitic rant out of the way, guess it's time to cut ties with Lara Logan!"
Newsmax Cuts Ties With Lara Logan After Anti-Semitic Rant dlvr.it/SbTw1J
"Aah, it burns!"
What’s something you can say during sex and at a coffee shop?
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...did she plagiarize one of their in-house antisemitic rants?
Newsmax Cuts Ties With Lara Logan After Anti-Semitic Rant dlvr.it/SbTw1J
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"Content creator" is an oxymoron if you stress the wrong syllable in 'content.'
More like "You 'kay?", am I right??
Just because we made a bad decision once doesn't mean we have to keep making the same bad decision! (This applies to the Gardiner AND John Tory!)
By removing the #GardinerEast, we have an opportunity to create a destination, rather than have that part of the city be just a place to pass through. Plan: gilformayor.ca/gardiner_east #topoli #VoteGil4Mayor #Gil4Mayor
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Spoken like someone with shit for brains.
I will NEVER wear a face diaper again
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Christopher Lloyd in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I really never saw those decades of nightmares coming!
What’s the menacing performance by an actor who’s not known for being scary?
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I can't believe I just googled "salad dressing" and then clicked on the 'News' tab.
That's because there was less red tape back then! Now, a project like that would take weeks!
The Skydome being constructed in 47 seconds in the late 1980s.
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It's a shame hand dryers are so bad at their assigned purpose when they could be so good at cooling spoonfuls of soup.
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Advance voted AND went to church!* *That's where the polling station was, and thinking about it now, not sure if that's "kosher", but still!
Honestly, at the point where 'Death by Kanye' might be worth it...