It's all in the reflexes

Cleveland, OH
Joined June 2009
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If Jim Thome throws out the first pitch tomorrow night, that statue better be down before the game ends
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Albert Belle…arguably the most intimidating hitter of all time. 98 tanks & 272 RBIs between ‘95 & ‘96 while hitting north of .310 and under 100 K’s He would hit a nuke and beat your fkn ass rounding 2nd because he wanted to #GuardsBall
Albert Belle That guy rocked.
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HAPPY 3:16 DAY! 🍻 @steveaustinBSR
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I don’t trust people who smell like dry pasta
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To the #Browns fans that are hoping to see Shedeur Sanders flop tomorrow I say this: Right now there isn’t any outcome more beneficial to this organization than Sanders or DG proving themselves as a guy this team can move forward with. Gabriel already proved he’s not that future guy - Sanders remains to be seen. Regardless of how you feel about him or his family or the narrative that overhangs all of this, it’s a fact that if CLE can hit on a QB in the middle rounds they are much better positioned to turn this thing around quickly. Rather than having to use a first rounder at the top of the draft on a QB you can surround Sanders with premier talent and help fast track this retooling period. Whether you like him or not, it is the best case scenario for this team that he goes out there, plays great and proves to the #Browns and NFL that he can be a legitimate guy in this league.
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Replying to @JonHeyman
“So you claim you don’t have money to spend in the offseason?” “Yes, Dave” “And you just invested $4M plus in a 33 year old backup catcher <checks notes> who last season batted .161 with 10 RBI and has a negative career WAR of -2.1.” “That’s correct, Dave”
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The one’s saying ‘about damn time’ are the ones who wanted to bring Flacco back
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"Cleveland is the best. I love Cleveland. It's my house, Cleveland is my house." Jose Ramirez 🐐
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“I mean if Jhonkensy Noel is Big Christmas, does that make Tarik Skubal the Grinch?” (1 second later) Jhonkensy Noel takes Tarik Skubal to the moon
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Myles, what’s the difference between Mason and Morgan? Walk one out but crash out the other?
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How great was this 👇👏👏
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Jey is worse on the mic than Ricochet
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At this point trout roe is just micro greens
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Just copped a new Yankees uniform!! Rumored to be game-worn 👀👀👀
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Hammy in midseason form
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Donovan Mitchell on Cleveland: “Big part of why I came back. The people are great. The city is great. I love the cold too.”
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As a Cavs fan I couldn’t thank the @nyknicks enough for the KAT trade.
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Joe Flacco, Tony Packo, chewing tobacco- Browns winning 5
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Donovan Mitchell MVP chants in Chicago 😭😭
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