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rT

@Cvbez

i rt stuff i think is funny

Joined August 2013
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Just found out that the "phantom smell" I had this surgery to correct was actually my roommate inexplicably microwaving dog food every morning and night.
Bambon Miau (@BambonMiau) profile pictureBambon Miau@BambonMiauSep 29
the nose gauze for my septum surgery recovery is so chic
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Giggling kicking my feet in the air rn
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New York City recorded its safest first 10 months of any year in history.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Preliminary NYPD stats show record lows in shootings/murders for first 10 months of 2026 (largest major crime reduction in 17 years) but are routinely revised upward after audits (avg. +2.7% in prior years; every report since 2018 increased). nyc.gov/site/nypd/news… gothamist.com/news/crime-is-… vitalcitynyc.org/real-crime-num…
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Things are getting heated up in piratetwt
saturn (@saturnposting) profile picturesaturn@saturnpostingNov 9
me looking for my favorite ship on people's ship tierlists
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i think about this all the time
tia (@dontfacetimeme) profile picturetia@dontfacetimeme28 Sep 2023
Scariest day of my life. The person who liked it worked for who I signed the NDA for
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‏فلسطينية (@thuggerstanacct) profile picture‏فلسطينية@thuggerstanacctNov 10
gave a homeless man some money n he asked me for my phone number 🫩
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my vent art
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.@conorkebabNov 10
never deleting this app
Claymation Josh (@tahmir__) profile pictureClaymation Josh@tahmir__Nov 9
Replying to @himbopottomus
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?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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®️ (@fuckyourtwitt3r) profile picture®️@fuckyourtwitt3rNov 10
if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
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did she not know you looked like obama before getting together??😭
sunsetrider (@zunzetrider) profile picturesunsetrider@zunzetriderNov 8
Replying to @zunzetrider
My girlfriend saw this on insta and broke up with me
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Shane Gillis at the roast of Kevin Hart roasting everybody 😂💀
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Omg is that the jim teacher
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Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaNov 9
We should criminalize makeup
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prima di leggere la caption pensavo fosse una dimostrazione di come portare cose dentro ai concerti
CYIBARUMA♚ (@Cyibarumawe) profile pictureCYIBARUMA♚
@CyibarumaweNov 8
This is too funny 😆 A customer worried her legs wouldn’t fit in the pants, so the seller recorded a demonstration 🤣
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NOOOOO GABE NOOOOOO!
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bear
@bearbubbNov 10
IT COMES OUT TOMORROW??????????
Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato) profile pictureSynth Potato🥔
@SynthPotatoNov 10
GTA 6 is officially 104 goons away from launch! Just around the corner now y’all 🙏
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The Framerate drop acting as an impact frame
the thinker (@brugererer) profile picturethe thinker@brugerererNov 10
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luca@luca3zxNov 9
"FaZe Clan" in 2026
FaZe Clan (@FaZeClan) profile pictureFaZe Clan
@FaZeClanNov 9
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This is fucking frying me dude all the context is gone
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jony@jo333nyNov 9
when your son a geek
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