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Miami / NYC
Joined May 2010
Bitcoin almost back to $1000 - congrats to the "hodlers"
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Look at these CT pies and tell me there are states with better pizza than Connecticut. You simply cannot.
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Four years ago if you tweeted that Covid came from a Chinese lab and Ilan Omar married her brother Jack Dorsey would personally send the police to your house
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Lot of big internet security issues happening right now make sure to add another “!” to your passwords
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Replying to @KFILE
He supports the Muslim Boo-therhood
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“4” is a very secure private key no one gonna guess 4
a trusted intermediate CA just "leaked" (the private key was 4)
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“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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Very worrying if North Koreans become willing to insult the dear leader while in character for the greater good - their version of Taqiyya
I enjoy engaging with North Koreans and figuring out their strategies to scam people and for the first time they didn’t simply stop once I asked them to say Kim Jong Un is a pig
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Man kann es auch anders sehen. Vor 20.000 Jahren sind Hunde zufällig auf das gestoßen, was für sie einer superintelligenten KI entspricht. Für Hunde ist die Singularität längst passiert. Sie leben in einer Welt, die sie nicht verstehen, umgeben von Wundern, die sie völlig normal finden. Alle ihre Bedürfnisse werden von Wesen erfüllt, die ihr Vorstellungsvermögen übersteigen. Heute gibt es etwa eine Milliarde Hunde auf der Erde. Die meisten sind ziemlich zufrieden. Fast keiner muss arbeiten. Für sie ist es echt gut gelaufen.
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So if all the reports are true, Ilhan Omar lied about her age to make it seem like she naturalized through her father, who apparently she lied about being a citizen in the first place, then used her illegitimate citizenship to marry her brother so that he could inherit her fake naturalization before remarrying and starting a fraudulent winery that sold empty bottles of wine?
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“Fifty eight, out of date! Let our onions speculate!”
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TRENDING: University of Chicago students are protesting at the CME, demanding an end to the federal ban on onion futures Student-led group For Our Futures is rallying to call for a repeal of the 1958 Onion Futures Act
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Just walked by Chillhouse in SoHo and stated to cry
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She wasn’t even sure if she was told that Hollywood starlet Amanda Seyfried would be on the prison phone call - how would she know if she read the investigation order?
Watching Elizabeth Holmes deposition and its crazy how she lies within 2 minutes of being there 😅 What do you mean you're not sure if you reviewed the order of investigation before your deposition by the SEC?
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To find Dylan, did SDNY need to subpeona every IP address that was tracking rewards on Etherscan?
I had to testify in a trial I wasn't involved in. Here's my story:
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postmodern fiction blended genres together, Nathan Fielder postmodernism blends fiction with non fiction
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Amanda Seyfried comes across as worse than Elizabeth Holmes if you can see through pretty privilege.
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Elizabeth Holmes and Billy will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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No hicisteis caso a Israel, la vanguardia de Occidente frente a la barbarie. Preferisteis condenar su derecho de defensa, blanquear a sus enemigos terroristas, ocultar, negar o contextualizar los crĂ­menes atroces del 7-O, difundir la mentira del genocidio. Hoy los que destruyen ciudades europeas exhiben la bandera palestina.
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You stood with Palestinians as they massacred us. You recognized a Palestinian state, knowing full well its only purpose is our destruction. Now they came to you, burning down your cities. Zero sympathy for you. You reap what you sow.
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