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NBC Sports. Marcus Smart fan, 4-4-2 guys

Joined July 2010
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Wrote about a Top 1 sporting event I’ve ever attended… seeing Messi (mostly do nothing, then briefly threaten to do something) in person, Spain’s metronomes metronoming, and other stray thoughts from “New York New Jersey Stadium” open.substack.com/pub/jaycro…
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Arsenal fans don't realise how lucky they are to have someone like Billy thinking through things for them
EMOTIONAL DOMINANCE I published this long-read yesterday because I didn't want the stats to go stale. The flow was different at Anfield (our first first-half away goal!), but there's a lot in there, including how Rice's role has changed this year. Enjoy. billycarpenter.substack.com/…
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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"Don't become my brother, who's a golfer, that stands over the ball for 80 seconds before putting. You're not very good anyways. F--- it. Let it rip." Todd Monken on NFL kickers was hilarious. 😂
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Jake Bauers had the single most shocking season of 2026 and he won’t stop What a fucking moment
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The “statistics” will say they exist, but in my lifetime I do not remember a single weekend where Arsenal weren’t protecting a one goal lead on 77 minutes
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Can’t imagine being another movie soundtrack having to face Drive’s frontline of Under Your Spell - Desire, A Real Hero - College/Electric Youth and Nightcall - Kavinsky.
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Have to steal Game 1 against Under Your Spell which kind of sucks after epic first 90 seconds
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Have seen two films at the cinema this week, Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie and Resident Evil - both great.
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Not proud, but I once got creative and registered a team of 20-year-olds in a U10s tournament. Other coaches kept saying "you can't use them" and "they have beards" and "I think that's Myles Lewis-Skelly." But whatever happened behind the scenes, the game is won on the pitch.
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To the Citeh fans at the Etihad who threatened to kick my head in after I celebrated Havertz’s goal in front of them last April: how u like me now?
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Always get jarringly little response when I make Prison Break Season 1 references on television. But I will not be deterred. The fight goes on, I will continue carrying the torch.
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We have voicemails from Jets, Colts, Bears, Falcons, Ole Miss, NC State and of course Browns fans. And a message that apparently is coming to us from a bathroom at a wedding. Fanta in 60. Live at 6 ET on NBCSN, Peacock and YouTube. Watch: youtube.com/live/P2tmHZ4W3eg…
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Thank you @KirkHerbstreit. Thank you @BarstoolGruden. Thank you @croucherJD. Thank you everybody for a great Monday. Fanta in 60 is archived in case you missed it: youtube.com/live/kc7y0-Qi-b4…
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Tune in to see Coach Gruden dissect the Giants’ big win, Green Bay’s issues, and my accent.
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Rubbish. Sorry fellow Harry bettors - I tried.
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Very disappointing from @netflix. This has gotta be in Celsius aka God’s Measurement
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HOZ IS IN THE HOUSE TALKING ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️
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Very good doc, well worth watching.
Nothing is eternal. A Beautiful Obsession - a four-part docuseries on Pep Guardiola's captivating final chapters at City - streaming now exclusively in the U.S. on @peacock 📺 Coming soon to @PrimeVideo 🔜
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To commemorate the start of the Premier League season, my impartial top 8 moments of last season: 1. Rodri’s tears at Bournemouth 2. “After review, West Ham number 19…” 3. Dowman 4. Trossard 5. Eze’s curler v Newcastle 6. Guehi’s back pass at Everton 7. “I’m on Fire” 8. Kroupi
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