He/Him Actor, Comedian, Three Muppets in a trench coat. I'm here to be stupid and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.

New York, NY
Joined June 2011
Moist towelettes should be called "Dampkins" send tweet
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“hi im darth vader. Whats football”
Darth Vader will interview one NFL player participating in each Monday Night Football game on SportsCenter+ Starting on October 26. (Source: espnpressroom.com/press-rele…)
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“I love all things Jim Henson!” Please know this does not include Liberty Biberty
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there was a moment in DIGGER where I asked myself "so do I like this or do I just respect the big swing" and if we're being honest I still don't know how to answer that question. I think I liked it? John Goodman's insane "bad fucking news" monologue is an instant classic.
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Simpsons movies famously can only have hole-based plots
The story of The Simpsons Movie 2 will revolve around “a space-time wormhole that mysteriously opens in Springfield, bringing the Simpsons family and the whole gang from 20 years in the future back to the present. The Simpsons we know must fight these older versions of themselves while getting a glimpse into their dark future.”
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wow I love the stairs that famously lead to nowhere and not an art museum or something
First look at the ‘ROCKY’ 50th anniversary popcorn bucket.
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Seeing stuff from the Resident Evil movie while starting RE4 (my first game in the series) is hilarious because the movie clips are like "LOOK OUT! MULTI LIMBED FREAKS! SO MANY EYES!! TENTACLES AND TEETH!" meanwhile the game so far has been "here come some angry folk"
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what is the underlying societal reason nobody says "come at me bro" anymore
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Jon Watts who had a hand in the great Star Wars project Skeleton Crew? Cool, sign me up I guess!!
Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’. The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
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The Beatles? Oh, you mean the band the Beatles were in?
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There it is, the triple dog. From the dare
hotdogs again, only had two buns left so we triple stuffed tonite
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Corndair retweeted
FORGOTTEN ISLAND might hit big as a "weird kid" favorite in September. The finished animation that we did see was gorgeous, the characters were instantly likable, and the Filipino folklore world felt incredibly unique. What a cool CinemaCon experience!
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I saw an unfinished version of this back in April and it REALLY worked!! Highly encourage checking it out!!! Filipino Folklore + Late 90's Attitude + a family-friendly version of The Hangover, in a way!
‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’ is sadly now on track for a low $15M-$17M domestic opening weekend. One of the worst ever for DreamWorks.
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Friend invites me to see the san diego podrace I'm like hell yeah. Show up and it's fucking baseball
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[Austin Powers voice]
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So the plan for Hollywood Studios is to add more to the Muppet Rock and Rollercoaster section (villains show theater and something else small?) and then add some of the Seth MacFarlane covers to the Sunset Boulevard music loop, right
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Are we sure Empire didn't get sent a Doctor Who fanfic by mistake
EXCLUSIVE ✨ Daniel Craig is the magician of The Magician's Nephew in Greta Gerwig's Narnia. “He gets overexcited about what could be," Craig tells Empire of the scheming sorcerer, "and therefore overlooks the people around him.” READ MORE : empireonline.com/movies/news…
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there’s not a single non chalant bone in my body. i care so much i could vomit
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they should do this again but for singles who aren’t famous or interesting and really bring nothing to the table
When dating apps are bad and you don’t know who to go out with, take heart: There are still plenty of amazing singles looking for dates and relationships in New York — and The Cut’s ‘Personals’ found them. Meet Hari Nef, Patti Harrison, and more. thecut.com/article/the-most-…
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Challenged myself to not draft anything from Dunesday for this year's @vulture Movies Fantasy League, and I feel...weirdly confident about it
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Corndair retweeted
Crushed red pepper flakes on pizza.. wow 🩷
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