UC Berkeley Grad. Former pock-faced dweeb. Current gin enthusiast, writer, and digital media producer.
Joined May 2008
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You watch one documentary about the practice of gavage in Mauritania, and suddenly you're eating your weight in mini-burgers. Thanks, @HBO!
Spending my birthday listening to Bonnie Raitt and shoveling cheesecake into my mouth. WHO WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME?!?!
I inadvertently stored my Kindle in the bookshelf. The real books are just sitting there, staring in quiet judgement.
The view from my desk is just cruel reminder that I could be out in the world living instead of sitting here instagr.am/p/RK-P1wjd9J/
The #GalaxySIII is lightening fast and has a sleek, intuitive design. But most importantly, its spell-check recognizes the word "adderall"
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I threatened to bludgeon a PA with this if he didn't bring me sparkling water with a lemon twist. JK, I peed #Emmys
I require constant, effusive praise. Otherwise I assume you think I'm a dumb-fat-whore. It's that quality that makes me so fun to date!
Preparing for the Emmy's is difficult because I don't think they make a tuxedo out of fabric resilient enough to contain my flop sweat.
I was going to exercise and donate to charity, but I decided to capture this image instead. So you're welcome!
You guys spend your lunch hour under your desk, curled into the fetal position and violently sobbing too right?
I once saw a puppy sneeze on a baby. Life has just been a shit-spiral ever since because I know nothing will ever be better than that.
Just told an intern, "Enjoy your youth because you'll wither and grow bitter just like the rest of us!" 2media.nowpublic.net/images/…
