Dear @united, why can't you ever board and take off on time???

How is it that @Delta is late for every damn plane I'm on? It was better during the shutdown!

Do you remember those tiny fotomats stores from the 80's and 90's? There was just enough room for one guy to be in there where you dropped off film to be developed. I would like the share that the Chattanooga Airport is smaller than those fotomats.