@CHIDSPIN

A big shot Patagonia bro. I use a chainsaw—manly as hell. I’ve never been horny online. I hate bio and all other sciences.

 United States
Joined December 2013
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What idiot called it “the hype man who yells outside Punjabi Dhaba” and not “Curry Barker”
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Now seated for THE NAPA BOYS Ready to cry
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TONY
@TonyMichaelXMar 1
Mr. President, if you can hear me, my mother-in-law is days away from having a nuclear weapon
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napa boys will save wine!
New York Post
@nypostFeb 25
Even more California wineries shut down or will soon as industry crushed by major drinking habit changes trib.al/n4DcN2g
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Can’t believe Letterbox’d is down right now, during the final evening of the 2026 Chid Film Festival NYC. Seated for SORCERER absolutely fuming server issues my ass, Letterboxd!
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Anyone is welcome to join me in 2027.
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I think the AFC was more Rites of Spring, personally
Yakub reborn@YakubRebornFeb 9
Yeah afc was extremely fugazi this year. At least 6 nfc teams could have plausibly won it if they had swapped conferences in August
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No follow through, sad!
The Amos with the Pearl Earring and a micropenis@WAForeskins30 Oct 2024
Beginning tomorrow I’m starting a new podcast called Rounding Up
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The fellas in the group chat are mad I’m gonna live tweet MELANIA the documentary
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It’d be a shame if Nick Foles sauntered into the booth and left with this watch.
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
@shannonsharpeeeJan 26
Tom Brady flexing his $653,000 Patek Philippe Aquanaut at the NFC Championship Game 😮‍💨🔥 "Big game, Big watch 💯”
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Let’s go Brandon (to the polls) guys
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joe@JoeStokowskiJan 18
just filled my @Lowes 5 gallon bucket at @Cinemark for Bring Your Own Bucket Day #BringYourOwnBucket #Cinemark #Lowes #popcorn
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you know One Battle After Another is in that once-a-decade rarified air level of Greatness because we haven’t seen people having full-blown reputation-torching meltdowns over a movie like this since Neal Brennan watched Parasite
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It fuckin rocks
chid@CHIDSPINJan 16
Now seated for 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE
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Now seated for 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE
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Been sitting on this for a minute and bears beating GB like that gave me the chance. 31 years of Rodgers and Favre and only 2 championships is mad embarrassing
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Now seated for IS THIS THING ON? (I heard it stinks!)
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It’s dumb and frankly fucked up that there is a band called Goose and a band called Geese that are active at the same time. I’ve been avoiding Geese to this point because I assumed they were the jam band Goose. What the fuck.
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I know I’m old and dead but still what are we doing here
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Idiotic dipshit take. Cinemas need to be as comfortable and accommodating as possible for many people to justify spending $18 per ticket. I love film and would frankly stand the whole time regardless, but it’s not supposed to be art for the elites—movies are for people, dumbass
Save Your Cinema
@SaveYourCinemaJan 7
Hot take: We don't need reclining chairs at movie theaters. We are not here to sleep. It degrades the artform and lessens the capacity of the auditorium.
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