If only I could go and live in Spain.
Oh, wait. No! We fucked that too...
She's a 9 but @elonmusk bashes slightly too often!
Ticket for 1 to Mars please... 🪐🚀 (For me)
Why would you use a book? The only feasible weapon is a flamethrower...
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Get on this #Bristol
What a way to start the day... Scored a @glastonbury ticket in the resale! 😁
Try wiping this smirk off my face!
Happy Birthday @campbellstevens have a good one mate. We'll see you in the morning for a hangover espresso martini!
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Some lady today said the new @idlesband track #AHymn was #inaproriate for a coffee kiosk. So I gave her my best acapella version of #imScum
Oi oi @mikeskinnerltd
What an absolute stonker!
Can't wait for Monday 😷
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Day one of time off! "Leftovers lunch" - Wye valley asparagus, ham, Dijon & Cornish Yarg with soft herbs
Im trying to find timings for UK sightings of @SpaceXStarlink . Anyone confirm 9:54pm and west to south-east?
@elonmusk @SpaceX @Erdayastronaut @spaceXcentric
Wondering what to cook this Easter? We've got you covered... How to cook the Easter Bunny out now! youtu.be/jSIqnzawkE0
#easter #easterbunny #eastersunday #eastermeal #rabbitstew
I took @jayrayner1 advise to support our local Chinese restaurants in these hard times. Went to the legendary Mayflower restaurant in Bristol's Bearpit. Salted Mackerel & Pork claypot, Gai Lan, Roast Duck with plum & Jasmine tea
Hey @elonmusk how about some sort of sky rail system like at a butchers or in the Steven Segal movie "Under Siege" to help move the SN2/3 & Super heavy rings around the Boca Chica Site. Would save on vehicle rental... @Erdayastronaut @BocaChicaGal @spaceXcentric @nextspaceflight
So @TVsAndyClarke we've taken your suggestion of a light brunch at @Rosemarino1 before tonight's madness...


























