Fire critic

Bristol, England
Joined April 2018
If only I could go and live in Spain. Oh, wait. No! We fucked that too...
Spain's President yesterday announced that train journeys will be free on short and medium journeys to help with the cost of living crisis. He's also introducing a tax on banks because they're profiting from higher interest rates. Let's fight for that here too!
She's a 9 but @elonmusk bashes slightly too often! Ticket for 1 to Mars please... 🪐🚀 (For me)
He’s a 10 but thinks elon is quite a cool dude, actually.
Cripes! Mentioned in a tweet by an actual scientist!
Immunity wanes folks. On the left booster administered mid December, on the right end May.
Why would you use a book? The only feasible weapon is a flamethrower...
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Man I've missed @bazpoint CS warfare
In the last of my @Kwik_Fit series of tweets, I present my Trustpilot review. Every word of this is exactly as it happened. Please feel free to share with friends & loved ones... every booking not made is a potential fiasco like this avoided.
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Get on this #Bristol
We’ve had a last minute cancellation of 2 for this week evening.
What a way to start the day... Scored a @glastonbury ticket in the resale! 😁 Try wiping this smirk off my face!
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God damn it's another beautiful day
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Happy Birthday @campbellstevens have a good one mate. We'll see you in the morning for a hangover espresso martini! 🍸
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Some lady today said the new @idlesband track #AHymn was #inaproriate for a coffee kiosk. So I gave her my best acapella version of #imScum
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Oi oi @mikeskinnerltd What an absolute stonker! Can't wait for Monday 😷 instagram.com/p/CA_J6vEgNjQ/…
Day one of time off! "Leftovers lunch" - Wye valley asparagus, ham, Dijon & Cornish Yarg with soft herbs
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Im trying to find timings for UK sightings of @SpaceXStarlink . Anyone confirm 9:54pm and west to south-east? @elonmusk @SpaceX @Erdayastronaut @spaceXcentric
Wondering what to cook this Easter? We've got you covered... How to cook the Easter Bunny out now! youtu.be/jSIqnzawkE0 #easter #easterbunny #eastersunday #eastermeal #rabbitstew
I took @jayrayner1 advise to support our local Chinese restaurants in these hard times. Went to the legendary Mayflower restaurant in Bristol's Bearpit. Salted Mackerel & Pork claypot, Gai Lan, Roast Duck with plum & Jasmine tea
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Hey @elonmusk how about some sort of sky rail system like at a butchers or in the Steven Segal movie "Under Siege" to help move the SN2/3 & Super heavy rings around the Boca Chica Site. Would save on vehicle rental... @Erdayastronaut @BocaChicaGal @spaceXcentric @nextspaceflight
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Two cars, one tram and a plane later... I'm home at the family estate in the Scottish borders
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So @TVsAndyClarke we've taken your suggestion of a light brunch at @Rosemarino1 before tonight's madness...
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Asked look who is the star of this double page spread... Something fishy going on here!
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