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Joined April 2016
Teams to win the #AFL Premiership winning 4 finals in a row from 1900-2016: 1997 - Crows Premiers after 4 wins in a row since 2016 and the introduction of the pre-finals bye: Doggies- 2016 Lions - 2024 2026 > 4 WC teams must win 5 in a row while the top 6 also get a bye
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Free Pakistan 🇵🇸 #Paris
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Rough weekend to be a @CollingwoodFC fan. Daicos bought Bontempelli’s candy like he was stocking up for Halloween. Eliminated from the finals. Wake up to the news of Pendlebury leaving for the Gold Coast #AFLDogsPies #AFL
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If AFL umpiring were any less professional, it’d be on par with Jack Riewoldt sniffling into his microphone #AFLLionsSwans
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Who wins tonight? #AFLLionsSwans
50%Lions
25%Swans
25%Irrelevant #Flagmantle
4 votes • Final results
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Melbourne Demons CEO Paul Guerra putting in WORK 😤 #AFL #DemonBall #SEN
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Like a turd in the ocean, Sam McClure bobs up for his first appearance on #FootyClassified #AFL
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0 targets hit — Absolute stinkfest. #AFLSwansBlues
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Saddled up, footy fans? First ball-up of #AFL2026 is here! Umpires twirling the lasso for 24 rounds — like a farmer rounding up cattle post-storm. $6.90 odds one yellow maggot tears a rotator cuff by season’s end. $18.30 for a full hip replacement. Say NO to the LASSO! #AFL
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If Tim Lamb butchers this year’s trade period, he might be heading to the slaughter. #9FootyFurnace #AFL #SEN #7AFL #TradeRadio
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Sam McClure is the biggest lover of Cox in the AFL #SEN #AFL #CollingwoodMagpies
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Izak Rankine rocking up to the tribunal trying to get a lighter sentence #AFL #AFLCrowsPies #SEN #7AFL #FoxFooty
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The Brisbane Lions have really flexed their class so far! 🦁 • Logan Morris with a composed grab over Henry • Hugh McCluggage’s smooth banana kick • Will Ashcroft’s quick, precise hands in the stoppage Calm, cool, and clinical—finishing with finesse! #AFLCatsLions
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Ross Lyon on tagging Nick or Josh Daicos—“If you get one then the other one will get you, thank god Peter’s not playing”. 10/10 humour and delivery by Ross
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10-10 may also be the half-time scores!
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NON-BREAKING NEWS STORY: Geelong Cats are perennial salary cap riggers
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How long will it take Kane Cornes to sprint up to the coaching box and sniff Sam Mitchell’s farts post-game? #AFLDogsHawks #7AFL #SEN
60%30 Seconds
0%2 Minutes
0%Wait till everyone leaves
40%He’s a genius!
5 votes • Final results
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Which #AFL team should fold to create an 18th team in Tasmania?
25%North Melbourne
12%GWS
50%St Kilda
12%Gold Coast
8 votes • Final results
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STAT OF THE WEEKEND—Tarryn Thomas has been kidnapped more times than Jamarra Ugle-Hagan’s 2025 game appearances. #AFL
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Congratulations to Steele Sidebottom on winning the Anzac Day Medal. A bigger congratulations to those who voted for him on @ChampionData, you are the real winners. #AFLPiesDons
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