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19YO dumbass | street fighter arc | yappery account | art account @certifiedart9

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Joined May 2021
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I’m a 1-2er and that’s good. I will never be a top 8er, and that’s not bad. There’s no where I’d rather be, than 65th place
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A good pass in isolation but really not what SF6 needs at the moment, especially when a lot of the main complaints with SF6's roster is that every SF game other than 2 is criminally underrepresented
Oq vc estão achando da Season 4 de Street Fighter 6? Gostaram da Yasmine e do Arjun e estão com alguma expectativa pra Tifa e pro Bosch?
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All my Guilty Gear oomfs get into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure NOWWWWW!!!!! The venn diagram of appeal between these two series is genuinely a circle GOGOGO PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE EVERYONE PLAY GUILTY GEAR AND READ/WATCH JOJO'S
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when they successfully shimmy you but you misinput throw as 2D and catch their walk back
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When you finally catch the zoner character
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I sat trying to write something for like 5 minutes... but yeah you're just right, I'm honestly just waiting and preying that they'll go back to the drawing board for the next GG
Is Elphelt the most underwhelming character in strive rn? I see no one playing her in tourneys and she's also super weak to play. Like most high level Elphelt mains are playing someone else. It must be rough out there for the fans lol.
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One piece niggas when it comes to tweeting spoilers for a chapter that hasn't even come out yet without any disclaimer
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At my old foster care I remember my foster mom throwing on spider-man 3 and as a result I got a deathly fear of venom for some reason for like 7 years
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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how are my favorite jojo characters for every part doing? 1: alive but alone 2: alive but yaoi situationship bf died 3: alive but traumatised 4: alive :) 5: impaled :( 6: sacrificed themself to save a bum 7: tragically dead 8: alive :)
how are my favorite jojo characters for every part doing? 1: torn in half 2: died while gay 3: became two arms 4: alive :) 5: in a garbage truck, presumably dead 6: ascended 7: tragically dead 8: alive :) 9: alive (for now)
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yo whoever changed the youtube mobile layout is going straight to hell oh my god
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been tryna play more sf6 as of recent and DAMN people rage quit way more than in strive
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This is a depressingly low bar... but actual fucking auto-scaling so there isn't an objectively correct route to play the game
What is your BIGGEST Cope for Pokémon Winds & Waves? For me personally it's Voice Acting. Not having Voice Acting in Pokémon games since Pokémon Sword & Shield has been unacceptable in my opinion.
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went back to sf5 for the funsies and ngl I became depressed that R. mika isn't in 6 all over again, and she's nowhere near popular enough to be a garanteed pick at some point ala makoto for example
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"Damn I can't believe ramlethal stopped being evil after eating a burger" SHE DIDN'T KYS NOW
30-47% of the Guilty Gear characters because of Twitter, youtube or tiktok
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Finding someone who you fw heavy only to learn she plays bullshit like axl low and E. Honda
Are you single and love fighting games? Well I have the app for you
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Spending half a week prepping to pull an all-nighter for Halloween cus it'd be cool only for my mom to pull me on the most nothing trip OAT for several hours that completely kills any energy I had for the rest of the day
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all porn in england after november 6
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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Ngl sf6 genuinely got the best newcomers of the entire series, literally the only thing stopping sf6 from having the best roster in the series is 90% of the returning characters being from SF2
Luke Sullivan Jamie Siu Manon LeGrand Kimberly Jackson Marisa Rossetti Lily Hawk Johan Petrovic / Jean Philippe A.K.I. Yasmine De Los Santos Bautista Arjun Gummadi Bosch Waraya New Gen is almost reaching the same number as SSFII. Only 1 remaining. #StreetFighter6 #SF6
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Creating an illegal BBW facesitting selling operation in the UK
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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