Touts (tickets) out (now)
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glistrr.com/events/e/the-tou…
Performing at a wonderful little “cabaret” on Friday as part of @transprideni proceedings. Was I a worthwhile booking? You’ll have to come and find out!
eventbrite.com/e/trans-pride…
Hello.
If you’ve never seen me before, this will all be new to you.
I’ve been doing this for two-years-i-guess now, surely I’ve done 30 minutes of jokes people like? Let’s find out together.
Come see me say some stuff I’ve said before x
accidentaltheatre.co.uk/box-…
Starting dating a famous DJ recently. The hardest part is when people in public recognise him from “Only Fools and Horses” x
If you book speedy boarding on EasyJet you get to go into the cockpit before the pilots and mess with the controls
omg @elonmusk so cool you added a feature where if you enter your password in a tweet it automatically asterisks it! watsonkissingholmes
hi @KemiBadenoch I’ll pretend to like you if you give me money x
Kneecap's arts funding award blocked by UK government.
Kemi Badenoch spokesperson: “we fully support freedom of speech, but it’s hardly surprising that we don’t want to hand out UK taxpayers’ money to people that oppose the United Kingdom itself.”
irishtimes.com/culture/music…
Céilí Rae Minogue retweeted
Me: Well here we are, the book fair!
My nephew Carter: No Auntie Céilí, I said I wanted to go to Reading Festival!
Me: That's confusing, those sounds completely different when said aloud, how did I make that mistake?
Carter: Because none of this is real [vanishes]
Me: CARTER!











