Fastest solo circumnavigation of the globe by sailboat world record holder x

Joined April 2020
One thing people don’t know about me is that Tesco would love to hear my thoughts x
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Performing at a wonderful little “cabaret” on Friday as part of @transprideni proceedings. Was I a worthwhile booking? You’ll have to come and find out! eventbrite.com/e/trans-pride…
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Oh g*sh forgot the date @naomi_long @JimAllister @ClaireHanna who do i vote for again? X
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Happy Pride x
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Scotland you can still sub me in there’s still time x
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Hello. If you’ve never seen me before, this will all be new to you. I’ve been doing this for two-years-i-guess now, surely I’ve done 30 minutes of jokes people like? Let’s find out together. Come see me say some stuff I’ve said before x accidentaltheatre.co.uk/box-…
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I wish there was a larger version of mini golf
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Starting dating a famous DJ recently. The hardest part is when people in public recognise him from “Only Fools and Horses” x
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If you book speedy boarding on EasyJet you get to go into the cockpit before the pilots and mess with the controls
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Taking “joke requests” what do you want a joke about? Xx
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Great gig last night!
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‘A Queer Laugh’ raised £515 for TransgenderNI and Peace In Mind. Thank you all so much for your love & support ❤️
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omg @elonmusk so cool you added a feature where if you enter your password in a tweet it automatically asterisks it! watsonkissingholmes
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It would be so cool to be the first Northern Irish drag queen on Drag Race
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Ripping off Kylie Minogue’s brand? Who would do such a thing? X
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Thinking of starting the world’s first podcast
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hi @KemiBadenoch I’ll pretend to like you if you give me money x
Kneecap's arts funding award blocked by UK government. Kemi Badenoch spokesperson: “we fully support freedom of speech, but it’s hardly surprising that we don’t want to hand out UK taxpayers’ money to people that oppose the United Kingdom itself.” irishtimes.com/culture/music…
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Céilí Rae Minogue retweeted
Me: Well here we are, the book fair! My nephew Carter: No Auntie Céilí, I said I wanted to go to Reading Festival! Me: That's confusing, those sounds completely different when said aloud, how did I make that mistake? Carter: Because none of this is real [vanishes] Me: CARTER!
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