BIG JEAN (not the little one)

First day back and I’m already over it 🙂

Paris was 10/10. The oui oui’s really brought the vibes.

To think I ever complained about the heat 💔

Razac? In 2026? Love yourself.

3 tickets left but I can’t buy the 2 I want because it leaves 1 seat empty? Ticketmaster, you will crumble.

£400+ for level 1 Asake tickets?? What flavour is the crack? It’s not a question of its being taken.

Inhaled two M&S pastries with no remorse because my big backedness is spiritual, not physical.

So kiwi’s aren’t supposed to be spicy? Lol

After God and hair stylists, fear lash techs.

Royal Mail have started their nonsense again - these people are outright stealing! They “delivered” my parcel to a random part of my building but minutes later, the parcel and proof of delivery photo have disappeared. Ok.

Covid really whacked me this time around. The fatigue and brain fog is not remoofing!

Luton airport is genuinely hell on earth.

My work opp has tried me for the last time. Today he learned if he goes low, I’m going to global. See you at the grievance meeting buddy!

My patience has really been tested today 🙂

“Clean like dunce pickney exercise book” PARDON???

Summer nights in the city 💕