A party game for horrible people.

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2011
Cards Against Humanity retweeted
I love @CAH so f*cking much
I run a family account that is very light on profanity, but I'm making an exception here because this is highly relevant re: policy - i.e., the market response to tariff refunds - and is also kinda funny getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
I run a family account that is very light on profanity, but I'm making an exception here because this is highly relevant re: policy - i.e., the market response to tariff refunds - and is also kinda funny getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
Replying to @CAH
@CAH if I find someone else with this card, I’m suing
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
This version of Cards Against Humanity is wild. I’ll report back. @CAH
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
Almost deleted the email from Cards Against Humanity about supporting their Science Ambassador Scholarship — it felt too perfect to be real. But it was. @stellatecomms is honored to support this joyful, values-aligned program & the next gen of science communicators 🧪
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at Clams.lol.
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
One year ago today, the last jar of Clam-O-Naise sadly expired. And yet, its tangy spirit lives on in our limited remaining stock of incredible Clam-O-Merch! Get T-shirts, hoodies, books, caps, and more––now 50% off while supplies last. Clams.lol
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One year ago today, the last jar of Clam-O-Naise sadly expired. And yet, its tangy spirit lives on in our limited remaining stock of incredible Clam-O-Merch! Get T-shirts, hoodies, books, caps, and more––now 50% off while supplies last. Clams.lol
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Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at Clams.lol.
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
Thanks @CAH it’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas! #DiamondPotato
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My Diamond Potato from @CAH (Cards Against Humanity) came in after I legitimately forgot I purchased it. Here’s me pondering the aforementioned potato.
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
Last call for applications! Submit your video TODAY to ScienceAmbassadorScholarship… for your chance to win one of our five $20,000 tuition scholarships. ✨
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Replying to @CAH
@CAH where can I get 12 more of these cat nip cards because my man loves them 😭
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👋 Students! It's time to get those application videos submitted to ScienceAmbassadorScholarship….
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Cards Against Humanity retweeted
Did I really just spend $69 on a Diamond Potato? Yes
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lol Cards Against Humanity sold a Diamond Potato at $69.99 for their Black Friday campaign and sold out diamondpotato.com/
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you gotta love these crazy motherfuckers 😆
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at DiamondPotato.com.
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