Events Editor @DenverWestword, Comedianeer & Scofflaw.

Denver, CO
Joined December 2011
Tonight WolfHawk Comedy brings one of their most fun shows at a unique little DYI venue in Denver @CarmenLagala @ByronFG @_salmazaky Austin Black @BroderElliot join us tonight at 10pm for some late night comedy. Tickets on Eventbrite. Limited seating. eventbrite.com/e/secret-come…
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Now that I’ve seen #Joker I know what it’s like to watch a movie directed by the #TaxiDriver poster hanging on the wall of an incel’s dorm room
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Man, @Netflix is really aggressively pressuring me to watch #azizansarirightnow! Who are they, @AzizAnsari on a date?
Denver! Tomorrow night! Get your tickets now before we sell out! FREE pizza and a comedy album recording! Come be part of history! The line up is hilarious! Get TIX NOW! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/guest-list-…
Christ, the #DenverMayoralElections are a clusterfuck! Do I vote for the confirmed sexual harasser or the Beckiest Becky who ever Beckied? #HancockvsGielles
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301 passed! 300 did not! I guess everyone in Denver thinks that if they take enough shrooms, homeless people will just turn into Smurfs!
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Sorry if this counts as a tardy #AvengersEndgame spoiler, but fat alcoholic #Thor is basically my goal weight
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Got so excited about #GameOfThrones that I frightened my dogs. #BattleOfWinterfell #AryaStark
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Only 2 days away from this insane lineup at @eTownRadio! Sarah Benson, @bradicalgalli and the hilarious Sam Tallent!
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Today I made the rookie fat person mistake of wearing a shirt I only feel comfortable in with a jacket and I’m so very hot
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🎶Come on baby, let’s twist again, like the end of Psycho, come on baby let’s twist again, like the dang Sixth Sense 🎶
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I interviewed @nealbrennan, and now there are words you can read: Neal Brennan on 3 Mics, Comedy in the Age of Trump, and Enjoying Life westword.com/arts/neal-brenn… via @westwordculture
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Book! Book! Book! Mutiny Book Club Nov 18 - Mutiny Information Cafe mutinyinfocafe.com/index.php…
If you don't vote then you don't deserve legal weed
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Lord, give me the confidence of a redditor angrily commenting on an article he didn’t actually read
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Just rewatched @HereditaryMovie & it was even more brilliant the 2nd time. I am freshly scornful of its naysayers & I will brook no salty comments! Chime in at the risk of inheriting a demonic curse!
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In its nearly 12 year history, the @LionsLairDenver comedy open mic has crushed more spirits than a whiskey distillery & I’m proud to co-host it with @Pigmanx now 🥃
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I’d like to punch Richard Spencer for his hateful beliefs, but also for ruining vests & the fade undercut. #TopicalTooLate #Sacrifices #ThankGodHesIrrelevantNow
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