opened 27 tabs for 'later', it's been 27 days and they're still waiting

shoutout to august for making me open my calendar only to count long weekends, not deadlines

in the history of all julys, this is the longest july to ever july

dating me is easy. just don't lie, cheat, ghost me, ignore my texts, or breathe weird and we’re good :)

why is ‘let’s see’ my answer to 90% of plans. let’s see WHAT? i know i’m not going

at what point in a situationship do you start pretending you’re not in a situationship? :)

nothing haunts you like the 'lol' you didn’t send and now the conversation’s dead forever. RIP to what we could’ve been

this weather got me romanticising everything. like yes i am the main character of this sad little google calendar 😩

this economy got me uninstalling and reinstalling the app just to save 17 rupees on maggi 🤌

why is 20 mins of monday morning meet enough to ruin my whole week?

I used to believe in nazar until I realised mine doesn’t work🥲

nothing humbles you faster than an old to-do list with nothing crossed off

not me grieving monday before friday even ends 😭😭

born to write "us fr" on anushka virat pictures, but forced to say "me when"🥲

it’s raining and hot at the same time. june, c'mon pick a side

may is here, may my electricity bill not burn a hole in my pocket

sometimes I stare into space... so hard, I time travel