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The adoption event continues… We’re a Cats ONLY shelter. Adoption fee: any two bears or bulls. Mix and match. Both get burned. You get a cat. 100% kill shelter. Just for the bears and bulls. The cats have an excellent survival rate. claystonkz.com/adoption-even…

Under 250 cats left. Let’s get these little bastards to a good home. I believe @ClayStonKz is one of the best PFP collections on Robinhood, and I’m putting the work behind that conviction every day. In a space full of smoke, you can see exactly what I’m building. Actual clay characters. My fingerprints. Personality. Tools that help you collect the ones you love. The art speaks. Every cat minted burns two bears or bulls. Two out. One in. The collection gets smaller, and another badass character finds a home. This final 20% stretch has taken time. My conviction hasn’t moved. Holders aren’t rushing to burn characters they love, and as the artist who made them, I respect the hell out of that. The cats deserve that same love. Every adoption is a chance to put one with someone who actually wants it. That’s the kind of foundation I want Clay built on. Burn any two bears or bulls, in any combination, or use the buy option to mint the next cat directly. Once the last cat leaves, you’ll need to find a collector willing to part with theirs. Until then, the adoption door is open. Save a cat. Put some girth in your wallet. claystonkz.com/adoption-even…

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All aboard. There’s a new captain. 🫡 Only 37 in the collection. Plenty of passengers. Very few captains.

No job. No pants. No intention of changing either. Just a monkey with internet access making financial decisions that will be discussed in couples therapy.

We’re all survivors of different chains, coming together in the melting pot that is Robinhood Chain. Some lost money. Some lost faith. This mf lost depth perception. Some still showed up.

Hi, I’m Brrrbon. Will you be an angel for a helpless clay cat? Everyday innocent Clay Cats are abused, beaten, and neglected. And they’re crying out for help. Every day, a clay cat watches another wallet connect… and leave without him. Please. Click the link on your screen. With a single purchase, you can give this cat a forever home, a loving wallet, and someone else’s NFTs to judge. No monthly commitment. No litter box. Just a cat who deserves better than being described as “remaining supply.” You can now buy the next cat directly. We handle what happens to the bears and bulls. Please don’t upset the cats by asking. Adopt today. He’s already packed his emotional baggage. claystonkz.com/adoption-even…

Every NFT founder has a pitch. A token. A flywheel. An AI agent. A whole ecosystem of things that are coming soon. My pitch is clay. Because every technical promise comes with an ongoing obligation. Software needs maintenance. Shortcuts accumulate technical debt. Competitors keep building. What’s impressive today can become outdated tomorrow. Building something useful is real work. Keeping it useful is a commitment. When that utility is the entire reason people bought in, you’re responsible for keeping that reason alive. I’ve chosen to build around something I can stand behind with my own two hands. I make characters out of clay. I leave my fingerprints in them. I turn them into digital pieces you can collect. And I keep creating, growing a catalog with a style you can recognize before you ever see my name. There’s no need to blow smoke up your ass about what you might get someday. You can see what I made right now. It’s fucking clay. That’s the appeal. I want you to collect it because you love the character. Because it feels like you. Because something I made deserves a place in your collection. Anything I build around that should add to the experience. The art shouldn’t need it to justify existing. What I create tomorrow should expand the catalog, not explain why you bought yesterday. Art isn’t a promise of profit or immunity from a changing market. But a new tool, a broken feature, or an abandoned roadmap can’t undo the work that went into it. Those hours happened. Those fingerprints are mine. That’s what I’m building Clay around. And there’s a lot more in these hands. Don’t let your forever asset become somebody else’s technical debt.

Made of clay. Full of sushi. Banned from the koi pond.

Burn any two bears or bulls to mint a cat, or simply “buy” the next cat. No picking favorites. You get whoever comes out. Don’t worry about how it got there. You don’t ask for the cow’s backstory when you order a burger. Two souls gone. One cat born. Another perfectly normal transaction in crypto. The adoption center is open to “buy a mint”. claystonkz.com/adoption-even…