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limp brittzkit

@Brittymigs

she/her NY based comedian & little idiot mgmt: tommy@frameworkent.com

 NYC
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Joined March 2010
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I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names
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my kid is gonna be like “mom can i be spider-man for halloween?” and i’m gonna say sorry honey you have to be this hyper niche meme that only 4 people will understand
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i love gay halloween wdym you’re charlisle fanfic
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halloween is amazing bc i’m watching a cheetos bag and french fries puke next to each other
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not the double penetration popcorn
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@VarietyOct 29
"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres. One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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how im walking into a data center if i get tricked by one more ai cute animal video
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wow, good for flan!
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why was i 9 years old on aim making my screename like "sexybeatifulangl888xo"
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if this happened to me i would think i was actually going to heaven
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Gabriel Zucman
@gabriel_zucmanOct 24
So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?
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@washingtonpostOct 23
Elon Musk has cemented his record as the largest individual political donor in modern American history. Musk poured $446 million of his own money into this year’s midterm elections, mostly aimed at preserving the Republican Party’s control of Congress. wapo.st/4igb5Kq
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John Davitt@johndavittontvOct 20
For the birds. NYC migration alert tonight. Lights off! Juncos and warblers will be flying south. Tonight is a big migration night for the East coast. Birds fly at night because it's cooler.
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why is this admin doing Oops! All Pools
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@NewsWire_USOct 20
Trump talked about replacing the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room with an indoor swimming pool. — NYT
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how it feels to pitch plans to the group chat that no one is into
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so let’s say there is a god, this guy thought making me throw up would be cool? he thought barfing was a necessary feature for the human body? sadistic
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the title You Can See Everything is a reference to that shower scene btw
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was my body purchased by private equity? cause everything is running worse and it’s not what it used to be
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when a pond has ducks in it i’m like YESSSSS a classic, exactly what should be in a pond
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i know we’ve probably heard enough takes on this but fwiw i have been catcalled/followed/called a whore whilst wearing a full winter coat (the coat didn’t have a scrunchy butthole on it, sadly)
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i know men know it’s never what we’re wearing :) but it seems like they need a reminder bc they love to play dumb :)
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it’s that magical time of year!! everyone get out your wet soupy cough and bring it to a crowded theater!!!
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if we brought him back i’d probably take george washington to the cheesecake factory and tell him that it was the palace of a foreign dignitary
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