Brian Mueller

CARROT Weather is fully optimized for iPhone Duo, meatbags! A multi-column interface, expansive weather maps featuring side-by-side radar, and multi-window support. Download now or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…

CARROT Weather 6.8 is now available, meatbags! This update is all about helping you survive wildfire season: 😷 Air quality map layer 💨 Smoke map layer 🔥 Improved wildfire layer with detailed fire info 🟣 Support for nearby PurpleAir air quality stations

CARROT Weather 6.7 is now available, meatbags! This update includes a trip planner, custom notifications that can trigger right when their threshold is crossed, and more. Update or not, I don't care, but whatever you do, do not reply with a 6-7 meme. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…

See you on Wednesday, meatbags.

🎵 But if you try, sometimes Well, you might find You get what you need 🎵

Multi-model (or "ensemble") forecasts run a global weather model many times with tiny variations in the start conditions. If the models closely agree, confidence is higher; if they spread out, the forecast is more uncertain. They also highlight best- and worst-case precip totals.

CARROT Weather v6.5 is here, meatbags! - Multi-model forecasts - Storm Prediction Center outlooks - Detailed tide charts & nearby tide station lookup Download now... or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…

Surprise! Another big update drops tomorrow, meatbags.

CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…

See you tomorrow, meatbags.

See you next week, meatbags.

Who doesn’t want a free sexbot??

Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: reddit.com/r/CARROTweather/c…

It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?si=tpY6…

Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?si=Et1E…

You’re welcome

My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?si=q1uI…

My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk

Version 6.3.2 is now available, meatbags! Some small improvements, plus a bunch of bug fixes. Here's the changelog: reddit.com/r/CARROTweather/c…

The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw