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Oh fu... oh FUCK YEAH
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@KevinHart4real and @TheRock are my favorite celebrity couple. Simply because I know that Kev would try so hard to be the top in that relationship
Everything probably should thank everyone including national donors instead doing nothing that knows ignorance like love her idea much seriously every little face
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Okay but why did I read this in Darryl from The Office’s voice
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Hey @DiscoveryBen I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes. My “expected wait time” was 7. You have the worst customer service of any company I have ever worked with.
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Some of y’all’s ideas of love are pretty close to this alien lol
Alien: happy birthday! Here is a very expensive fork :)
Me: uh... Thanks
Alien: you love forks, yes?
Me: not really, b-
Alien: you use them every day!
Me: but that's not love, that's just utility
Alien: oh :(
Me: what?
Alien (hiding gold toilet seat): nothing
