I was born with a PJ generator for a sense of humor. My logic is shifted and my words are twisted. #okimgoing
Jaipur, India
Joined April 2009
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Ghalib in pharmacy: "Ghilaaf-e-auzar-e-mazza-e-mohabbat ,bandish-e-izaafa-e-nasal do." Pharmacist:"Kya..?" Mrs Ghalib:"Kamine ko condom do."
5-0 was the end of Solsjkaer, 4-0 brings Ten Hag. It's just not the coaching, this team needs clearing out. This team is playing like a championship side fighting to stay up in the championship relegation. #LIVMUN
Went through my following list and realised how many people i haven't spoken to in ages and so many of you have changed either your ids or your names and I don't seem to recollect who you are. #OldTwitterWhoThis #RisenFromALongBreak
When will the real belief that there is a Manchester United spirit and ruthlessness in that dressing room ever stand up? Another disappointing draw. Just too many passes, no one wants to shoot, no awareness. Blah!
Q. How do you get your office IT guy to hate you?
A. After you finish your coffee, show the empty cup to the IT guy and say "Java successfully installed".
#okimgoing
The #UCLdraw played out again and now others would be crying? Ya maybe Madrid, but it's a fair draw now. So no going back from this now.
Kanishka Sharma retweeted
Official. Champions League draw will be repeated today. 🔴 #UCL
“Following a technical problem, the draw has been declared void and will be entirely redone at 1500 CET”, UEFA announces.
This UCL draw needs to be redone. United were in a pot they weren't supposed to be in and got drew out. Also talks of United not being in the Athletico's pot.
UEFA needed a blockbuster Ronaldo vs Messi for the hype and they got it! #UCLdraw
If two vegans have a fight and don't talk to each other, is it considered a beef? #okimgoing
Four records broken today:
1. Pakistan wins their first ever cricket match in World cups against India.
2. This is Pakistan's first 10 wicket victory in T20Is
3. Liverpool win their highest goal difference away at United with this 5-0 victory
4. Mh. Salah's hatrick in a first too
Dear @DunzoCare @DunzoIt how is Diet Coke the same as Coke Zero? I tried speaking to your support and I was introduced to Suhas from your team, but it seems Diet Coke is equal to Coke Zero or even Pepsi. How? I want the items replaced.
Bengaluru: It's so hot today, it's gonna rain tomorrow.
Jaipur: It's so hot today, hope it doesn't get worse tomorrow.
