This goes out to all the suckas who voted she WASNT pregnant

Thank goodness our country is reopening so our economy can be #1 again! Wait, you mean to say that a bunch of states have already been open for over a month all this time and all that happened is that everyone got rona AND laid off? Shhh we #1 #ThanksTrump #Murica

google.com/amp/s/www.bostonh… Swiss women recently staged a mass scream for equal pay. Can we do that America? You dig?

If u want me to come to the office during a pandemic then this is wut u get

Lol at phoebe bridgers saying she is thee bobe dylan

Love @conoroberst, and the song “no one changes” promises the angsty bright eyes of my yute but these new singles don’t do it for me please folk gods, don’t let him go adult contemporary on me, C.O. Was the bob Dylan of my generation don’t go soft on me now

Ur lies ur contradictions ur assumptions

say skink

Me and nibs

google.com/amp/s/amp.theguar… I can’t help that I’m a #boomerlenial y’all

This is my cat nibbles please participate in poll I just tweeted bless you

Is my cat pregnant?

Me and @M_intRS got that literal drip from walking in the 200Degrees. He’s peng/I ship us 🥵🐈💀

Tried to start a virtual book club in my neighborhood. Can’t, but maybe a twitter book club? #reading #bookcclub

The mega rich hid in bunkers at the start of Coronavirus. This cash influx is probably helping them ride out black lives matter underground too. Wtf America. #equalitynow #BlackLivesMattters #eattherich commondreams.org/news/2020/0…