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Ottawa, Ontario
Joined January 2019
If you vote for Neil you need to explain why you elect to hate this city and be an actual moron
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Genuinely impressed with the fact that pretty much none of Danielle Smith’s ridiculous loaded ballot questions could crack 60%. What an actual fucking moron
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"welcome to Vancouver where the most popular city councillor is a communist"
welcome to Vancouver where the most popular city councillor is a communist......
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And just you wait until you hear the names in tf2
this is just the classic valve naming structure in dota 2 the character that has a sniper is called sniper and the guy whose abilities silence is called silencer
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I will block a bitch on the Ottawa Senators app
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Not advertising anything, just the concept of a philly cheesesteak
Toronto CP24 subway display: "100 dead after 20 car pile up on 401" Montreal metro display:
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I am not opening that
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The national capital commission is genuinely pursuing a 200 million dollar 16 kilometer gondola from ottawa through gatineau park (with private money because they think this thing will be profitable somehow)
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Councillor in ottawa (who bribed his opponent last election) is releasing ai boomer mind control flyers
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Hitler dead Need emergency hitler dead image
The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.
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When the other three options are hellbent on austerity, leiper is the only option
Who do I vote for for mayor i haven’t done any research yet Im Just a no to Sutcliffe
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Yeah I remember when we ALL (all of us) thought the one child policy and its outcomes were really really cool and good does anyone else remember that
wasn't weird when china was aborting female fetuses during the one child policy tho. evb is acting dense as if male children haven't been preferred over female children across regions since time immemorial.
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>"Living standards" according to the Fraser Institute >Looks inside >GDP per person Ok
we have some serious work to do
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alex 🇨🇦🍉 retweeted
Davis Schneider and Jackson Chourio are the only hitters since 2008 to homer on the first pitch of a postseason game Both home runs were off of Blake Snell
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Welcome to politics brother
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How do rivals players manage to feed and clothe themselves in the morning
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alex 🇨🇦🍉 retweeted
Yamamoto deciding to be a playoff shtter when it's not the Blue Jays
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Much to think about
This is super cool. You all should fill it out! nhl-fan-map.vercel.app/
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When your lash is 1 and 12 but lowkey typing “The Lash doesn’t need stat padding” in game chat
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Cannot be stressed enough that I’ve never heard this in my life except explicitly when talking to americans
it cannot be stressed enough how much everyone in canada calls it canadian thanksgiving. we dont even do american thanksgiving.
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