Hoes get younger and younger, I guess |RT @MrEyeRate: I never took sex ed...do girls start their periods at 8? Goddamn! Fuck Mexico!

I just thought about it...why am I following people who can't speak English?

Ha! |RT @MrEyeRate: For my next business venture I'm gonna Pastor a church inside a funeral home...yeah

I think I'm gonna follow 100 ugly bitches and treat them like queens for 2 days and 2 days only!

I swear...next time I get arrested it's gonna be on some life shit lol

Now I see why some people treat Twitter like it's real life #antisocialFucks

RT @MisterG0G0: RT @SweaterGod_: Good Morning Mentions #Retweet

Fuck bitches...get money! Fuck, bitches...get money! Literally fuck bitches...get money #hmm

Holy Shit it's been a long time since I've tweeted

I could really gofer sum beaver right now!!!

Spike Lee failed to duplicate Tuskegee Airmen, but he tried #GodBlessAmerica

Ok okaaay...I'm a drunk, but where the bitches and coke tho?

I only speed through school zones...sorry

SpaceBalls, Uncle Buck and, now, Arachnophobia #winning

The Big Red Button that says "Do Not Push"

#Ditto |RT @Coshelnie: I will buy Justin Bieber's album if the album title would be "I Will Never Sing Ever Again".

How did Bill Pullman go from Captain Lone Starr to the dad in Casper? #JustSayNo to drugs

#JustSayNo to Italian Horror flicks

Black Jack is a horrible movie!