Former ruler of rumors, a little sarcasm, detailed stats, emperor of transfers, maker of polls, analyzer of data, king of ranks, enemy to none, retweeter goat
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Thanks for the memories everyone - this past decade of coverage has been meh. There are many reasons why now is the time to walk away, & that includes:
Art
Too many young guys who cant take criticism AND identify sarcasm
Butchering
Family
We will reveal who we are in just...
Streets is saying @_Sharpshooters are embarrassing @BorussiaBees in Prem final, this accurate?
@InfinityFC_BDSL congrats on the Treble; outstanding accomplishment
@RustBeltBDSL The double! Love seeing these guys on the rise
@Outlaws_BDSL how did your opponent make the final?!
SOURCES: @LakesideFC_716 set to return to @OfficialBDSL (O35) in the Summer of 2026
Charlie Barth was set to return as Manager, but another key Lakeside member/player prefers to do a national search first in hopes to land a more qualified gaffer
Well now we know we will never hire any @NMB_FC players if they're butchering easy stats like this. @BorussiaBees, we apologize on NMB's behalf for their inept memory
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Leave that to us, Mavericks
Ahem: Rumor has it the big man @MichaelSchieber got a yellow card 👀
As always, we are your #1 source of confirmed and always true rumors
We'll take a look at some of the most dismal BDSL teams later this week, stay tuned for our dreadful rankings
Saved this post for now so it stands out: Thanks for a great season reporting results & stats, except for the following, who are dead to us:
@ACEliteSC
@OranjeBdsl
@FCNiagara
@FcLackawanna
@BigGreenSC
Teams that were slow & needed a nudge (but eventually got there):
@TonawandaUnited
@QCGunners_FC
@WolverinesUtd
@WestSideFC_BDSL (sometimes)
@nWo4LifeFC (sometimes)
@LosChupacabras1 (sometimes)
@BorussiaBees (sometimes)
@GOATSFC1 (sometimes)
@FCQuake_ (only when relegated)
Final Power Rankings - Over 35 Premier
Really competitive season, one in which sees Blue Stars add to its trophy case. No change - top 5 battled all season. SoHo should show much better in the next run down.
BDSL Rumors retweeted
We win our 5th BDSL O35 title with a 2-1 win over @OranjeBdsl. Great game and season to them.
Goals: Chris Billoni, Rich Gordon
Assists: John Grabowski, Chris Billoni
@RichieGord with a late goal to win it.
Man of the Match to Polo subbing in net.
CHAMPIONS BABY!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
BDSL Rumors retweeted
Sweated out a 2-1 win for our first @BDSLO35 hardware over @WU_Rowdies.
Great guys in a fun match.
G: Mack, Dunbar
A: C. Wzontek.
Awesome work by @BdslRefs
@BDSLRumors @OfficialBDSL
BDSL Rumors retweeted
2 - 1 Loss to @OLDevilsFC
G: M. Waddington (PK)
Great match up tonight, congrats to @OLDevilsFC on a hard fought win.
We "keep" doubting you guys? 🤔
About to kickoff vs. friends @WU_Rowdies for one of us to lift our first club hardware.
Who will it be?
@BDSLRumors keeps doubting us, we’ll see if we can prove them wrong in 3 hours.
Watch live on @espn. @OfficialBDSL @BDSLO35 @BdslRefs
Final Power Rankings - Premier
The @_Sharpshooters complete the Treble, the first since 2018, an easy choice as best team in all of the BDSL.
The next 3 slots were very tough to rank - had to look at the body of work all season between the 3, and landed here. Bandits? Last.
Final Power Rankings - Championship
Congrats to @CavMariniFC, one of our favorite followers, on their return to the league and some silverware to boot. Hopefully this time they rise to the challenge of Premier, otherwise they go down in history as a worse version of Panthers
Final Power Rankings - D1
We have a feeling @BufStallionsFC will end up in Championship one way or another next year, as they must feel hard done by to lose 1 game (Sunday) and not get promoted. @WestsideBlitz with a killer finish, worthy of the #1 Power Ranking spot
