I was feeling really good about myself today So I ate a cosmic brownie and two chocolate Swiss rolls. I feel normal again.
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In movies when they go underwater I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation. I almost died in Finding nemo
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person: *breathes*
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
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Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse. Why am I just getting this?





