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Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
She should have pivoted, dropped the sign, and told people she was going as Clayface.
Martha Stewart addresses her homeless person Halloween costume in statement to Page Six:
“I am distressed that my Halloween costume yesterday, which was intended to bring more awareness to the very serious subject of homelessness, has offended people, which was never my intention. […] Homelessness continues to remain one of America’s greatest challenges and ongoing crises, something that I care deeply about and I have spent a significant amount of time and effort supporting charities that combat this ongoing social epidemic.”
(pagesix.com/2026/11/01/celeb…)
If I had Twitter back when I was a box office cashier at a movie theater! The most random titles people came up with were for CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON.
This is at least the second one and I just finished watching a Nathan for You fart clip from the other day. I wonder if anyone else saw it on the SNL writing team and was inspired.
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My birthday is next Wednesday the 4th. Nothing would please me more than to wake up Wednesday morning knowing that Democrats smashed every voting record imaginable, and the Republicans have lost everything.
Got in!! #snl
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My only birthday wish is for you to go vote and then text 42 people you know to remind them to vote as well.
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Hey MAGAts, when you lose the election in a few days try not to storm the fucking Capitol again this time, OK?
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My beautiful niece Lara carved this pumpkin and stuck it outside of her London house tonight.
My sister said folks loved it and stopped to take pictures. Best thing is, Lara just coopted Halloween. 🎃
My friend just drove to Mexico for the day to get a $360 dental procedure that would’ve cost him $5,000 in the U.S.
This wasn't at a roadside clinic either. It was a state of the art facility with great reviews. Apparently a ton of Americans are going there.
A four hour drive to save 93% on healthcare. Something needs fixing over here.
Now we know to call Steve Cohen’s office to ask him to forget about this bill.
U.S. Congressmember Steve Cohen Introduces Bill to Deschedule Marijuana, Eliminate Mandatory Minimums and Overhaul Federal Drug Laws
🇺🇸 cannabis 🌿
themarijuanaherald.com/2026/…
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Willie Nelson Calls On Congress to “Stop the Foolishness” Over Hemp Ban as His THC Drink Hits $240M Run Rate. As a looming federal ban threatens the hemp-derived THC market, Willie’s Remedy+ is scaling at a record pace.
inc.com/ali-donaldson/willie…
Contact your Congress reps and let them know not to ban full spectrum hemp!!!!
States Could Opt Out Of Federal Hemp THC Product Ban Under New Bipartisan Senate Bill: "We can look out for public safety without trampling states’ rights or adult choice. We’ve seen prohibition fail before. It fails miserably."
marijuanamoment.net/states-c…
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My daughter works full time here in Texas. Let me run her numbers.
State minimum wage is $7.25. She's making $16.
Forty hours a week equals $640 weekly.
That’s roughly $2,700 a month before taxes.
Texas has no state income tax—the thing they sell you on. So after federal and FICA she takes home roughly $2,300.
Average one-bedroom in our city runs about $1,550.
That’s 67% of her entire paycheck gone to rent before she eats a single meal.
Leaves her around $750 a month for:
- groceries
- gas
- car insurance
- health insurance
- phone
- emergencies
- savings
Car insurance alone eats a huge chunk of that in this state.
She works 40 hours a week and cannot save a dollar. Not because she's careless because there's nothing left to be careless with.
I spent thirty years paying off a house here. She's doing the same job I did at her age and she can't afford a basic apartment.
That's not a discipline problem. That's not avocado toast.
The floor moved and nobody lowered the ceiling.
Working full time should cover a roof. In Texas it barely covers the rent on one.
































