@ADsXe

I talk on the radio. I Love dogs, The Beastie Boys, Seinfeld, Stern, Charles Schulz, Bill Watterson, Garrison Keillor, PG Wodehouse, and The NY Mets.

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Joined December 2011
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Churches in Helsinki are a lot like Mortal Kombat. Lots of Finnish Hymns.
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Whose guitar tone is so distinct you'd recognize it blindfolded? I can tell it's Gilmour within three notes and I will absolutely die on this hill.
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Coworkers #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #work
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Heard my old rebellious anthems over the supermarket speakers while buying kale. When did your soundtrack become produce-aisle music?
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Swallowed a whole box of synonyms once. Thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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Back then #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #genx
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Candy apples: delicious treat or dental emergency? 🍎
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Today years old #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #spongebob
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A dog barks about 500 times a day. That's just a ruff estimate.
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Pavlov's dogs #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #dadjokes
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Skittles vs. Starburst: the fruity chew showdown. Winner takes all. Which one you eating?
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How long? #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #dadjokes
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Why can't a jalapeño do archery? It doesn't habanero. 🌶🏹
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Luke warm #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #dadjokes #starwars
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M&M's: peanut or plain? The Halloween bowl is divided.
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Achilles' elbow #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #dadjokes
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What was your can't-share-it candy? The Halloween candy I hoarded as a kid would be worth a fortune in nostalgia alone.
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Take this upstairs #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #memes #funny #dadjokes
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That tone of voice #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #ADShow #funny #dadjokes
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Broom temperature #fyp #viral #explorepage✨ #ADShow #funny #dadjokes
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