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The come up is the best part.

New York, USA
Joined January 2024
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I want to help people who have suffered like I have, idk how exactly and I’m discovering that with no feeling of pressure, it’ll all happen through big G ☝️
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I was never able to even think about what my life would like tomorrow, now I can’t wait to see what my life looks like a year from now
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It’s out of my control, it’s in God’s hands
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This the type of AI I’m really cool wid
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Only 24 hours inna day is so fricken annoying
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This was real. Just turned mine off wtf 🤬🤯
🚨HOLY CRAP: Turn this off on your phone right now. Go to your iPhone settings - accessibility - audio & visual - LIVE LISTEN. Turn off LIVE LISTEN. It even says it keeps TRANSCRIPTS. This is NUTS.
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Live Listen is Apple’s official accessibility feature that streams sound from the iPhone mic to the user’s own AirPods or hearing aids. The Remote Control setting is optional. It does not enable third-party access or always-on listening. support.apple.com/guide/iphone/u…
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ESPN doin the devil’s work foreal
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god is so good, always
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True.
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Apologized to the beef n cheddar lady and you can assume she wasn’t receptive, but I can’t do anything about another person, just wanna do what’s right by god ☝️
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A lady never forgets her first squirt
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Deadass this was me in 8th grade and I quit being a fuggin brat LMFAO
They put the dog in a Scared Straight program and it worked LMAOO
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I swear the universe always send a mass DM when you’re single lmfao
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at the DMV currently and can’t stop thinking about Kim K turning it into a photo shoot lolz
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my new favorite response to a dick head….”I’ll pray for you”
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Mistakes with honest reflection hit like crack
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When someone really makes me upset, i just put their phone number on Craigslist giving away free pitbulls
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Yeah I’m done having a filter lol
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In my stupid hometown, and proud I told the dumbest bitch I know ya pussy looks like an arbies beef sandwich lmfao
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