If VSTs were a drug, history would find me smoking CamelPhat in an opium den at the turn of the century.

imagine adjusting your cookie settings for rotten.com

Just wrote a detailed support ticket to @ArturiaOfficial for my Keylab 88 that is failing. I just lost an hour of my life.

Hiccups are nature's sidechain.

I wonder what war is coming in season 3.

I sometimes watch people play really good snooker even though i have no fucking clue how the game works

youtube.com/watch?v=_Fg7EVT8… Keep it fucking low

Rededicated, a warm hug for your eardrums coming soon

Despite Gillette's accusations I can not confirm or deny that I'm an Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man.

I've realized that my 30's are dedicated to treading water while waiting for my friends to burn out on politics.

There goes my gyroooo 🎵 Tzatziki over meat 🎵

My feed had been targeted by a milf bot. I want to block, but I don't want to come off as anti milf.

What's something fun to do?

I just saw "Green Room" for the first time. I wish I saw the version where the artists eat warm hummus to survive and divide half a bottle of absolut into rations.

If I mash enough keys at the same time, I sound like a pretty damn convincing jazz pianist.

As I've grown older, I've realized that my desire to be rich isn't about a big house and nice cars, but instead being able to host a martial arts tournament with eccentric combatants from around the world.

People are acting like the world is ending, at 7-Eleven I just filled up a cup with a mix of ice and some mysterious jelly.

So many are haunted about who's going to be president, I'm just haunted about still sucking ass at starcraft.