Joined August 2008
Why do people trying to get on elevators feel the need to stand directly in front of the door? The awkward tango of people trying to get off while you just side step is not fun.
People who have their keyboard clicks on and phone volume at 100% irritate me. Especially when you’re in an otherwise quiet shared space or office. Obviously you have no regard for other people.
Betsy DeVos has a brilliant idea. While paltry school budgets deny kids a decent education, she may let states use federal funds to buy guns for educators—not books, computers or pay raises. Guns. Meanwhile the Trump administration opposes all commonsense gun safety legislation.
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When the person speaking at your meeting has a calm, soothing voice, nothing good can happen. Especially at 8am.
There’s a guy watering his lawn. It’s been raining for 3 days. Seriously, guy?
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Finally back on iOS. It’s been forever! Definitely missed it.
I don't who keeps trying to reset my password but please stop. I registered this handle years ago.
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can't wait to show this to my landlord when she asks where my rent money is for this month
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.@realDonaldTrump, in 🇲🇽 we're celebrating 100 years of our constitution. Have you read the US constitution? Do you know your obligations?
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I don't understand when people in professional settings are never punctual.
.@POTUS I was once undocumented – now, I’m a member of Congress. #NoBanNoWall
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Sean Spicer, I've said this to @realDonaldTrump and now I'll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall. #FuckingWall
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Says to hold on for 2 minutes. It's been 6. Am I being petty?
When I was younger, I used to say "hang out with my friends". My parents would freak out thinking it was code for something bad.