Life Unpleasantries

crazy amounts of pubic hair

premature ejaculation

long toe nails

mosquitoes

hail storms

auto correct making you sound stupid

broken wall chargers

short phone battery life

body odor

greasy hair

Kids peeing in the pool

fat guys at water parks

man boobs

being ugly

When a pen explodes in your pocket

crying babies

Bitchy women

bad drivers

Assholes

unexpected pregnancies