The tax extension deadline is one week away! File by October 15 and save the last-minute panic for your Halloween costume 🎃

New York in 5. Tax day in 147.

Buying the super deluxe ultra limited edition of the album instead of the regular version is a sign your fandom’s hit its final form.

$0 in revenue across a full year of podcasting isn’t a failure. It’s practically a rite of passage.

The guilt of impulsively buying a $500 hockey ticket lasts exactly until the first goal horn 🚨

Your $300 sneakers will never hit the pavement, but at least your closet's net worth is thriving 👟

Turns out movie theater butter is fake 🍿 That $20 you pay for the small popcorn topped with the fake butter? Still very real.

A $75 playoff hoodie arriving at your doorstep right after your team got eliminated is the fastest asset devaluation in sports ⚾

A $40 cash transfer lands with 🧶🧶🧶🧶 in the memo. Congrats, a small business was just born 💡

A 'cheap' trip to the pumpkin patch: 🌾 Hayride: $20 🚗 Parking: $40 🎃 Pumpkins: priced by the pound, and you picked the BIG one

Your $300 sneakers will never hit the pavement, but at least your closet's net worth is thriving.

Game shows say you won 'a new car’ because 'a taxable prize on wheels' just doesn't land the same.

Adding unplayed game number 1486 to your library is actually just strategic asset management IRL. What’s the oldest game you’ve been meaning to play from your backlog?

September 30: Every line item in the budget gets scrutinized. October 1: Anything with a skeleton on it is going into the cart. No questions asked 💀

You: Just bought hundreds of dollars of new fall clothes. Also you: That decade-old hoodie’s not coming off ‘til spring!

Hitting the tip button in front of the barista turns a coffee run into an emotional standoff.

Your daily iced coffee isn’t just a purchase. It’s a $7 deposit into your personal morale fund. #NationalCoffeeDay

Gonna add ICON as a filing status just for the Queen of Pop 👑 #VMAs

800 hours on one game makes it cheaper per hour than a single night out. What game have you put the most hours into?

Freelancers know this scale intimately: Net 30 😀 Net 40 😐 Net 60 😰 Net 90 ☠️